The Gutter Court

THE GUTTER COURT

Here's all you wanted (or didn't want) to know about those zany girls who run around the Gutter doing silly things. We're quite a variety of people, and this page proves it!
Also check out The Gentlemen of the Gutter.

Princess Susie

NAME: Susie, though I'm sometimes known as MlleMorsel, Pea, Pipsie and a few other things...
OTHER POSITIONS IN THE GUTTER: Conductor of the Gutter Pops Esplanade Orchestra, Confectioner of the Gutter, Donna of the Gutter Mafia, Paint Program Mistress of the Gutter
KEEPERS: Keeper of (there's a lot, bear with me here...) Archie's buff upper arms and his elocution of the word "prevaricating", Wellard's thousands of freckles and his well-worn football shorts, the points of Legolas' ears and his quiver of rapid-fire arrows, Merry and Pippin's beloved roadside mushrooms and their rogue firecracker, Frodo's perpetually dirty fingernails and his oh-so-lovely curly brown hair, Elijah's Wood's front teeth and the gap therein, Orlando Bloom's cool camouflage shirt and his funky mohawk, Dominic Monaghan's remarkably defined arms and his awesome cake-baking skills, Viggo Mortensen's blue trousers, Billy Boyd's sweet Scottish accent and hot snowboarding gear, and unofficial keeper of Malcolm Reed's love of pineapple. Phew.
LOCATION: The Gutter, of course!
AGE: 17 (2 years and one day younger than Sean Biggerstaff! Hooray!)
FAVORITE BANDS/MUSICIANS: The Beatles, Billy Joel, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Creed, Band of Brothers soundtrack, Lord of the Rings soundtrack, Harry Potter soundtrack, the Muppets, The Monkees, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Weird Al Yankovic, Weezer, Dashboard Confessional, assorted 80's pop groups, a smattering of classic rock, the Boston Pops, and just about anything that doesn't suck.
FAVORITE MOVIES: The Gods Must Be Crazy, The Producers, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, anything Muppets, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Pride & Prejudice, Heavy Weather, Star Wars, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Monsters Inc., Monty Python and the Holy Grail
FAVORITE ACTORS/PERSONALITIES OTHER THAN TERENCE: Sean Biggerstaff, Rupert Grint and Daniel Radcliffe (so sue me! They're adorable!), Billy Boyd, Orlando Bloom, Dominic Monaghan, Jamie, Sam, Ioan, Paul McGann, Keith Lockhart, Kenneth Branagh, my Enterprise guys (Dominic Keating and Connor Trineer), Alan Rickman, Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, and a bunch of other people who'll come to me later
HOBBIES: Singing, trying to dance, getting irritated at band, theatre, baking
OCCUPATION: Very broke student
FAVORITE QUOTE: "Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos"--Don Kardong. "Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try" --Yoda. "Remember--if you're going to do something, think 'what would Bethany do?' and then don't do it."--my dear Betho.
FAVORITE FOOD: chocolate
ANYTHING ELSE: I'm a pathetic obsessive. It's sad, really. Never show me a movie. I see Hornblower, I get hooked. I see HH, I go nutters and join all these crazy groups. I see Harry Potter and I go out and buy four books. I see Lord of the Rings and I go bonkers trying to get my hands on the books....well, you get the picture.

Lady Melissa

NAME: Melissa
OTHER POSITIONS IN THE GUTTER: Lady; co ambassador of the Great White North; Member of the Gutter Mafia
KEEPERS:Keeper of Wellard's huggable shoulders & infuriated cute look,
Keeper of Legolas' bow & long blonde tresses, Keeper of Frodo's pointey ears & dazed look, Keeper of Gandalf's hat & the song he sings Keeper of Charles' Jenning's leather coat & cricket bat, Keeper of Elijah's sparkling blue eyes, Keeper of the Gutter Court's Ice Cream
LOCATION: Vancouver Canada
AGE: 17 [on February 13]
FAVORITE BANDS/MUSICIANS: Michelle Branch; Enya; Lara Fabian; Mathew Good; Our Lady Peace; Tait
FAVORITE MOVIES: Lord of the Rings; Final Fantasy; Star Trek VI: the Undiscovered Country; Legally Blonde
FAVORITE ACTORS/PERSOANLITIES OTHER THAN TERENCE: Dominic Keating, Jessica Alba, Elijah Wood
HOBBIES: Painting; playing music; drawing; writing; reading; playing video games [a la Final Fantasy]
OCCUPATION: Student, character designer
FAVORITE QUOTE: "The Undiscovered Counrty from whose bourne puzzles the will and rather makes you bear the ills you have than fly to others you know not of" & "Be happy, happy is good!"
FAVORITE FOOD: Pasta w/o sauce; popcorn; tofu
ANYTHING ELSE: I'm unique, I'm diverse, I can speak 4 different languages [mostly pointless...] well, 5 if you count Klignon and did I mention I'm Canadian? I think that pretty much sums it up... I think...

Countess Leo

NAME: Countess Leo
OTHER POSITIONS IN THE GUTTER: Minister of Whipped Cream/Chocolate Syrup, Official Hot dog vender of the Gutter, Minister of Trouser and Crotch Watching, The Gutter's Buffy Informant
KEEPERS: Keeper of Archie's Lovely Long Locks and His Beautiful Smile, Keeper of Wellard's Cute Little Sore Boo-tay, Keeper of Orli's Beautiful Brown Eyes
LOCATION: Texas
AGE: 21
FAVORITE BANDS/MUSICIANS: I'm currently obsessed with movie scores...so right now John Williams, Hans Zimmer, and James Horner are rockin' my world, so to speak.
FAVORITE MOVIES: Indiana Jones triology, Back to the Future I & 2, 10 Things I Hate About You, A Knight's Tale, While You Were Sleeping, the Horatio Hornblower series, Harry Potter, LOTR, Mulan, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast, Groundhog Day, Spaceballs, the Matrix, Aladdin, Tarzan
FAVORITE ACTORS/PERSOANLITIES OTHER THAN TERENCE: Jamie Bamber, Heath Ledger, Orlando Bloom, James Marsters, Sean Biggerstaff, Ioan Gruffudd, Samuel West, Damian Lewis, Michael Vartan, James Purefoy, Ron Livingston, Russell Crowe, Rupert Grint, Daniel Radcliffe, Paul McGann, Colin Firth, Rufus Sewell
HOBBIES: traveling (Germany and London), movies (especially those in historical settings), TV (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Days of Our Lives, Alias), music (alternative, musicals), archaeology, history (the Romans), art history, medieval studies, royalty, and genealogy
OCCUPATION: recent graduate of the University of TX (HOOK 'EM!!!!!); I'm currently on extended vacation :)
FAVORITE FOOD: smoked salmon, pepperoni pizza, cheeseburgers, chocolate, gummi bears, ice cream, Cooler Ranch Doritos, cheddar Sunchips, and Dr. Pepper (ok, so that's not exactly a food...it's close enough!)

Queen Mum Katsie

NAME: Queen Mum Katsie
OTHER POSITIONS IN THE GUTTER: High Sheriff of the Gutter Realm, Commander of the Royal Gutter Navy, and Intrepid List-Mum
KEEPERS: <> Keeper of Lt. Kennedy's Royal Naval Jacket with Golden Epaulettes/Keeper of Midshipman Wellard's Innocence/Keeper of Major Edrington's Sarcastic Wit/Keeper of Legolas' Deep and Indescribable Elvishness/Keeper of Sam's Hobbitsense and Love of the Shire/Keeper of Boromir's True Caring for the Fellowship/Keeper of Frodo's Mercy upon Gollum/Keeper of Strider's Pipe and Cloak/Keeper of Aragorn's Sword, Anduril, and His Kingly Inheritance/ Keeper of Merry's Cute Button Nose and His Horseback Riding Lessons/Keeper of Pippin's Two Apples (especially the one that beaned him in the head)/Keeper of Gandalf's Happy, If Slightly Silly, Dance at Bilbo's Party and His Staff/Keeper of Elrond's Regret Over the Ending of the Time of the Elves/Keeper of Bilbo's Pity Upon Gollum and His Wicked Sense Of Humor/Keeper of Gollum's Last Vestige of Smeagol/Keeper of Orlando's Tres Sexy Voice/Keeper of Elijah's Stunning Acting Career So Far/Keeper of Billy's Ability to Talk Ian McKellan into Sliding Down a Fireman's Pole Sober/Keeper of Sean's Genuine Sweetness/Keeper of Dom's Fab Manchester Accent/Keeper of The Perpetual Twinkle in Ian McKellan's Eyes (it ain't just a Gandalf thing!)/Keeper of Sean Bean's Napoleonic Uniform and Rifle (Richard Sharpe ::sigh::)/Keeper of Viggo's Devotion to His Craft (the man volunteered to take care of his own costume!)/Keeper of Hugo's Wild Acting Choices (Elrond and Mitzi... 'nuff said) and I am sure there are one or two that I am missing here.
LOCATION: Due West of Sanity (Applegate, Northern California, USA)
AGE: 24
FAVORITE BANDS/MUSICIANS: Ohhh, tough one.... U2, The Beatles, Cat Stevens, Barenaked Ladies, No Doubt, Anuna, Sting, Billy Joel, Robbie Williams, Duran Duran, Beethoven, Vivaldi, Scott Joplin, the list could go on forever...
FAVORITE MOVIES: You realize that the biggest mistake you ever could have made was putting an 's' on the end of Movies? All Things Star Wars, Glory, Horatio Hornblower Series I & II, The Thin Man, To Catch A Thief, Gigi, Pride and Prejudice (A&E 1995), Rebecca, Henry V (Branagh-1989), Hamlet (Jacobi-1979 and Branagh-1995), Much Ado About Nothing (1993), Jack And Sarah, Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, The Mummy, Gladiator, Spartacus, L.A. Confidential, Hard Day's Night, Lion In Winter, Arsenic And Old Lace, The Big Chill, The Lost Boys, Young Guns, Grosse Pointe Blank, Say Anything, Shakespeare In Love, Elizabeth, Ever After, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Citizen Kane, Dead Again, Othello, Truly Madly Deeply, The Great Escape, I Claudius, Radio Flyer, Cadfael Series I-IV, Richard III, Sharpe Series I-V, Sense and Sensibility, The Goonies, Stand By Me, M*A*S*H, Gone With The Wind, A Life Less Ordinary, Music From Another Room, Michael Collins, Cabaret, The Full Monty, Little Voice, The Usual Suspects, Laura, Bringing Up Baby, Labyrinth, All Things Muppets, The Great Dictator, Sabrina, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Singin' In The Rain, Shadowlands, The Addams Family, and I just know I'm forgetting some.
FAVORITE ACTORS/PERSONALITIES OTHER THAN TERENCE: Jim Henson, Charlie Chaplin, Dame Judi Dench, Steve McQueen, J.R.R. Tolkien (yes, I'm odd--I know!), Sir Derek Jacobi, Kenneth Branagh, Nathaniel Parker, Michael Maloney, Dame Maggie Smith, Dame Diana Rigg, Emma Thompson, Brian Blessed, Christopher Ravenscroft, Elijah Wood, Sean Pertwee, Sean Bean, Ioan Gruffudd, Jamie Bamber, Robert Lindsay, Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Sean Biggerstaff, Dominic Monaghan, Sean Astin, Ian McKellan, Patrick Stewart, Cate Blanchett, Joseph Fiennes, Ewan MacGregor, Jude Law, Liam Neeson, Natasha Richardson, Ian Holm, Minnie Driver, John Cusack, Hugh Laurie, Joan Cusack, Kevin Spacey, Gwyneth Paltrow, Cary Grant, William Powell, Myrna Loy, Sir Laurence Olivier, Vivien Leigh, Dana Andrews, Katharine Hepburn, Audrey Hepburn, Peter O'Toole, Gene Kelly, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Jodie Foster, Christina Ricci, Robbie Coltrane, Alan Rickman, Robert Downey Jr., Richard Harris, Kiefer Sutherland, Donald Sutherland, Keith Lockhart, another interminable and never completed list.
HOBBIES: Reading, Writing, Driving Nowhere In Particular, Reading (I've said that already, haven't I?), Movie Watching, Enjoying Multimedia Experiences, Hiking, Snorkeling, Photography, Researching (particularly History), Traveling, Collecting Titles, "Keep"ing Things, and have I mentioned Reading?
OCCUPATION: Caregiver, Tutor
FAVORITE QUOTE: "Thanks for the Dada-ist pep talk, I feel much more abstract now."-Buffy or "Love is blind; Friendship closes its eyes." -proverb or "Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are noble, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report, if there be any virtue and if there be anything praiseworthy-meditate on these things." --Pros Philippesious chapter IV, verse viii
FAVORITE FOOD: Just One? Ummmm, Cheesecake. Or German Pancakes. Or a Three-Cheese Olga. Or how about I can't possibly decide on one?
ANYTHING ELSE: Can you tell that I'm Indecisive-Aggressive and OCD? I'm a self-published Fanfic author (eclecticmum on www.Fanfiction.Net), and am quite mad about all things Harry Potter and Tolkien. I am somewhat responsible for all this happy insanity as I created the mailing list that spawned The Gutter Realm-you may thank me or denounce me, whatever suits you!

Queen Sarah

NAME: Queen Sarah of the Gutter
OTHER POSITIONS IN THE GUTTER: Evil Twin of the Lady Rachel, Clarinet Queen, Gutter Parody Maker, Holder of the Silver Car Scraper, Co-Ambassador from the Great White North, Member of the Gutter General Board of Directors, Gutter Historian, Scribe, Linguist, and Librarian, List Shrink, Commander of the Flying Squirrel Squadron
KEEPERS: Archie's Walnut-Crushing Rugby Thighs, Wellard's Tollhouse Morsel Chocolate Eyes, Ioan's Sexy Smile (Unnoficial), Pippin's Beloved Pint of Beer and Heartbreaking Crying, Merry's Purloined Vegetables (Including Carrot) and Enraged Battle Cry, Sam's Shyness and Friendship With Frodo, Legolas's Flashing White Knives and Lovely Long Tights-Clad Legs, Frodo's Wide Blue Eyes and Incredible Bravery, Elijah's Spikey Hair and Adorable Accent, Viggo's Poetry Book and Stream of Conciousness Answering Machine Messages, Orlando's Smouldering Gaze and Supremely Cute Dimples, Dominic's Sexy Stubble and Man U Boxers, Billy's Sparkling Green Eyes and Kilt & Sporran, Sean A's Enthusiasm and Sunny Smile, Hugo's Well Worn Elf Armour, Ian's Prosthetic Nose and Pointy Hat *snigger*, Sean B's Heartbreaking Death Scene and Generally Sharp(e) Dressing (har har har)
LOCATION: Canada
AGE: 17
FAVOURITE BANDS/MUSICIANS: Stone Roses, Led Zeppelin, Supertramp, STYX, Jethro Tull, Beatles, Genesis, Queen, ELO, ELP, BTO, Moody Blues, Jefferson Airplane, Elton John, Avril Levigne, The Who, The Guess Who, The Doors
FAVOURITE MOVIES: Lord of the Rings, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, History of the World Part One, Monsignor Renard, MASH, Riverdance (with COLIN DUNNE--*not* Michael Flatley), anything Monty Python (Bring back...A SHRUBBERY!!), Hetty Wainthropp Investigates ::grin::
FAVOURITE ACTORS/PERSONALITIES OTHER THAN TERENCE: Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Orlando Bloom, Jamie Bamber, Ioan Gruffudd, Sam West, Paul McGann, Robert Lindsay, Alan Alda, Carey Grant, Mel Brooks, James Marsters, Sean Biggerstaff, Michael Palin, John Cleese
HOBBIES: Reading, playing clarinet and piano, going on the internet, drooling over certain actors <grin>
OCCUPATION: Student <sigh>
FAVOURITE QUOTE: "I'm glad you're here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam." "Don't go where I can't follow!" *snifflesob* (Frodo and Sam, respectively)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chocolate, lasagna, coca cola, gingerale <grin>
ANYTHING ELSE: Er...I can't think of anything...Ooh...I know! I'm in love with Dom Monaghan and Billy Boyd. <innocent grin> But then, who isn't? Love the Dom. Love the Boyd. Serve them both. I'm getting evil looks from my Evil Twin, so I'll stop now...

Duchess Kasey

NAME: Kasey
OTHER POSITIONS IN THE GUTTER: Hono(u)rary Canuck, Cloning Machinist Extraordinaire, Commander of the Secret Service Polar Bears, and a few more that I have long since forgotten.
KEEPERS: None... need to get some though.
LOCATION: Oregon, but my second location is in the Gutter.
AGE: 18
FAVORITE BANDS/MUSICIANS: Phantom Planet!!!!, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Rooney, Maroon 5 (I think that's what they are calling themselves now), The Doors, The Who, Enya, etc.
FAVORITE MOVIES: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Legally Blond, Contact, The Princess Diaries, The Three Musketeers (the Disneyized version-hehe), Labyrinth, Interview with the Vampire, The NeverEnding Story, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, SpaceCamp, The Wedding Singer, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Ewoks, Poltergeist (all of 'em), any Godzilla movies (not that stupid one with Matthew Broderick - I'm talking about the *real* Godzilla, with the corny Japanese music and actors and everything), and many more I surely am forgetting.
FAVORITE ACTORS/PERSOANLITIES OTHER THAN TERENCE: Oh boy, here goes: Michael Vartan, Victor Garber, Orlando Bloom, Alan Rickman, Dana Carvey, Adam Sandler, Jodie Foster, Drew Barrymore, Jamie Bamber, Ioan Gruffudd, Paul McGann, Julie Andrews (You *have* to love her), ummm.... I know there's more! Dangit! Oh well, those will have to do.
HOBBIES: Reading, writing, watching tv (Alias, Guiding Light, Buffy, Roswell, all of those wonderful shows), singing, listening to music, all that supernatural/paranormal stuff, hiking, going to the ocean/beach, traveling... I'm sure there's more.
OCCUPATION: Student, a very poor student.
FAVORITE QUOTE: This one I love, by John Lennon, "I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now? Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." And this one is *very* good: "If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?" And this is the
last one, by Mark Twain, "There are only two truly infinite things: the universe and stupidity. And I am unsure about the universe."
FAVORITE FOOD: Anything chocolate, pizza, seafood
ANYTHING ELSE: I like hockey, I like Sergei Fedorov, I like the Detroit Red Wings, and Phantom Planet rocks... hehe I shall stop now.