Gutter Queen
A Queen Sarah parody of Killer Queen by Queen
Just a note: Any time in the song 'Brits' is used, it is assumed that Elijah Wood and Sean Astin are included. There are just so many British guys, so I had to use that...I've been meaning to do this one for a *while* now...
She keeps Merry and Pippin in her mind, what a pair.
Three Gutter Kings in all,
Kept them all to be fair.
She doesn't want a remedy for Wellard or Kennedy.
From those guys an invitiation she'd never decline.
Chocolate chips and Gutter Men,
She's well versed in gushing them,
"They're extr'ordinarily fine!"

CHORUS
She's the Gutter Queen,
Sailors, she's watching 'em,
Hobbits, elves, and Quidditch men,
Who are guaranteed to blow your mind.
She recommends them on the site,
To quench her Brit guy appetite.
Wanna try?

To avoid complications,
They clone all of the Prettiness,
For the Gutter Court, like the Princess and Baroness.
The clarinet, she loves it,
Piano, can't live without it,
But she can't play any brass and doesn't want to try.
She comes naturally from Canada (naturally),
For bad actors she couldn't care less.
In gushing, she's precise.

CHORUS
She's the Gutter Queen,
Sailors, she's watching 'em,
Hobbits, elves, and Quidditch men,
Who are guaranteed to blow your mind.

INSTRUMENTAL

Drop of a hat, she'll be talking of
Accents and hobbit love,
Then momentarily British Navy,
Sci-fi cons and badger play.
Brits absolutely drive her wild, wild.

CHORUS
She's the Gutter Queen,
Sailors, she's watching 'em,
Hobbits, elves, and Quidditch men,
Who are guaranteed to blow your mind.
She recommends them on the site,
To quench her Brit guy appetite.
Wanna try?

Wanna try?