Narrator:
Hello little kiddies. To replace ‘The Tweenies’ today on BBC 2, we have…
THE HOBOS!
Hobos:
WHOAAA! (Mary Jane!)
Hobo 1:
This is our hobo song…
Hobo 2:
Indeed it is!
Hobo 3:
Someone trampled my box!
Hobos:
WHOAAA! (Mary Jane!)
VERSE 1:
We are the homeless, on the street,
We have nothing, nothing to eat,
We live in boxes, under the bridge,
If we are lucky, we find a sandwich
(INTERLUDE)
I saw a bun, and I went for a bite,
But when I got there it was full of Marmite!
BRIDGE 1:
Come and sing along to our hobo song,
Sing along to the song….
CHORUS:
We are the hobos (Yeah!)
The kind that everybody knows,
We are the hobos,
You know, the ones that pick their nose
VERSE 2:
We’re socially rejected, from normal life,
It seems like I’ll never get a wife,
No one respects us; they treat us like dirt,
Just because we have a skanky shirt
(INTERLUDE)
The only entertainment we ever see,
Is watching through a window at a TV
BRIDGE 2:
Someday I hope to see my mum,
But for now I’m just a bum!
CHORUS:
We are the hobos (Yeah!)
The kind that everybody knows,
We are the hobos,
You know, the ones that pick their nose
END:
Narrator:
Well, in the words of Oli James;
Oli:
Well, that was good!
