| A Girl Worth Fighting For (From Mulan) Scene: As Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Pippin, Glorfindel, a disguised Eowyn(Dernhelm) and other assorted soldiers are on their way to a battle in Mordor, they start to sing and dwell on the fact that they have no one to fight for. All: For a long time we*ve been marching off to battle. Gimli(groaning): In a thundering herd, we feel a lot like cattle. All: Like the pounding beat, our aching feet aren*t easy to ignore! Legolas: Hey! Think of instead, a girl worth fighting for! Eowyn: Huh? Legolas: That*s what I said, A girl worth fighting for! I want her paler than the moon, With Eyes that shine like stars! Gimli: My girl would marvel at my strength, Adore my battle scars. Pippin: I couldn*t care less what she*ll wear or what she looks like. It all depends on what she cooks like. Beef! Pork! Chicken! Pippin and Gimli: Mmmmmmm! Gimli( To Eowyn/Dernhelm): Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer. Legolas: And I*ll bet the ladies love an elf in armor! All: You can guess what we have missed the most since we went off to war! Legolas: What do we want?! All: A Girl Worth Fighting For! Gimli: My girl will think I have no faults. Pippin: That I*m a major find. Eowyn/Dernhelm: Uh, How *bout a girl who*s got a brain, Who always speaks her mind? Legolas and Gimli: Nah! Legolas: My manly ways and term of phrase are sure to thrill her! Gimli: He thinks he*s such a lady killer. Huh! Glorfindel: I*ve a girl back home who* s unlike any other. Gimli(nudging Eowyn/Dernhelm): Yeah, the only girl who*d love him is his mother. All: But when we come home In victory they*ll line up At the door. Legolas: What do we want? All: A girl worth fighting for! Legolas: Wish that I had . . . All: A girl worth fighting for! *whistle* A girl worth fighting- Aragorn: Will you SHUT UP?! We*re almost there! End Scene |