Name: Undisclosed
Aliases: The Pink Gremlin, Kasara, J****bug, Ms.SelfDestruct, ThinSpirit, Sadomasochrist. Bloodlust
Age: n/a
Location: A cardboard box I found behind the Salvation Army
Status: available
Ambitions: To graduate from some post-secondary school with a degree preferably in the field of criminal psycholgy, maybe do some tattoo artistry on the side, sell some of my own artwork, write some decent tunes, marry the devil and give birth to a race of hell children.
Favourite sayings: "My uncle's were nazi's", "Dear lord...", "[Insert dead baby joke here]", "Baaahhn!", "Are you on crack?", "You don't know me!!", "I hate my job", "Is there something on my nose?", "Well isn't that just swell...", "I am a banana!", "Man, I'd really love to squeeze Gallagher's ass.", "Not too worse...", "I'm so forlorn", "That is sooo goth"
Motto: You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying, organic matter as everything else. We are all a part of the same compost heap. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. You have to give up. You have to realize that someday you will die. Until you know that, you are useless.
Closest Friends: Courtnay, Ryan, Darci, Adam, Roque, Steve, Lucas, Becky, Mike, Alysia, Corinne

Music: Finger Eleven, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Cold, Incubus, Placebo, Sunna, Depeche Mode, Portishead, Massive Attack, Skindive, The Cure, Econoline Crush, Matthew Good Band, A Perfect Circle, TooL, Tapping the Vein, Into Eternity, Dirtbred, Breach of Trust, Audioslave, Seether, Fiona Apple, Godhead, Orgy, Philosopher Kings, Dave Navarro, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Neil Young, Stabbing Westward, U2, Stereomud, Stone Temple Pilots, Tweaker, Tragically Hip, (Audio)Vent, Vex Red, 30 Seconds to Mars, Filter, Eight Stops Seven, Tegan & Sara, Michelle Branch

Movies: Trainspotting, Fight Club, Primal Fear, Pirates of the Carribean, But I'm a Cheerleader, Seven, Jawbreaker, Interview with the Vampire, Devil's Advocate, Face/Off, Requiem for a Dream, Lost Highway, Ace Ventura II, Blade, Deadman on Campus, 8mm, Gia, Dogma, Spiderman, Stigmata, Austin Powers, Monsters Inc., American Beauty, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Spider, Evil Dead II, Almost Famous

Actors: Edward Norton, Nicholas Cage, Helena Bonham Carter, Rose McGowan, Brad Pitt, Kevin Spacey, Gale Harold, Natasha Lyonne, Johnny Depp
TV Shows: Queer as Folk, Red Shoe Diaries, Law & Order, The Man Show, Oz, Clone High, Family Guy, Scrubs

People I admire: Trent Reznor, James Black, Fiona Apple, Brandon Boyd, Marilyn Manson, Adam Chute, Chris Cornell, Luis Royo

Reasons to breathe: Vampires, snakes and snakeprint, finger eleven, nin, Queer as Folk, tattoos, SuicideGirls.com, caramel, pink hair dye, dead baby jokes, chevette's, hugs, blood, black coffee, music, night time, rolo ice cream, campfire smell, chinstrap facial hair, spiked jewelry, lacy clothing, kitties, guitar, masturbation, rough sex, minesweeper, online chatting, raspberries, fairies, tongue and nipple piercings, homoeroticism (love watchin those gay guys get it on!), drawing, toothpaste, vampire movies, back rubs/tickles, cuddling, pain, black nailpolish, pride parades, lawn gnomes, men with shaved heads, sleep, photography

Reasons to drop dead: Gap, preps, homophobes, homosexists, organized religion, preaching Christians, hypocrisy, gossip, people who whine, children, ignorance, being in moving vehicles, having my nose touched, extraverts, physical activity, paparazzi, celebrity worshipping (different from admiration), daylight, when people stick their tongue out while laughing, people who won't stop squinting, when someone says "coo", peOpLe ThAT TyPe LiKe THiS, narrow minds, people with no ambition, guys with bleached hair, loud and obnoxious voices, when washed dishes have dried and encrusted food on them, dandruff, nitchies, crappy white boy rap/metal groups (ICP, Twizted, Project Wyze etc.), The words: pussy, wet, eat out; the three-legged cat next door, the barking dog next door that never shuts up, people smoking when they eat or while I eat, condiments, phoney people, sports, violent people in mosh pits, over-angst, talking on the phone about nothing, dental work, girls who pretend to be bisexual because it's trendy, poor grammar skills, cover bands, guys who ask for oral sex and/or complain they don't get it enough