1-11-03

What's up ya'll. Lots of news, so let's dive right in

TWIZTID.COM
Here's Screwball's Fellatio Friday news:

What up yall?
Dis here be ya neighborhood keyboard killa Screwball here, wit a fresh ass update for Fellatio Friday!

The Hotline Madness Continues…
That’s right Juggalos and Juggalettes, the hot-lines are red hot, and crazier than ever as of late, featuring the likes of Twiztid, blaze ya dead homie, & ICP’s own violent j.  The Twiztid serial killin hot-line (313) 438-2812, & the Blaze Ya Dead Hotline (313) 438-6039 have been updated, so check ‘em out!  Also, don’t forget to give a call to the rude-boy holding it down over on the ICP Hotline (714) 647-2465.

New Twiztid Gear?
Well, with every Twiztid tour you can expect to find some new twiztid goodies.  And with Twiztid getting ready to rip shit up on the road with bone thugs n’ harmony, look for the new merch to just like the tour – phat as hell, mutha-fucko!  Speculation has it that there will be a brand new hockey jersey & matching snow hat setting shit off, not to mention an entire new line of Twiztid t-shirts, ball caps, hoodies, and other assorted flavor available along tour.  More on this as it develops.

As a reminder…
The long awaited & much anticipated first release from Psychopathic Record’s own Zug Izland, entitled “Cracked Tiles”, is set to hit the shelves nation wide January 28th, 2003.  For more info on Zug Izland, tour dates, etc., check zugizland.com for the skinny.  Also, your homie and mine, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, is headlining his own show in Cleveland @ the Agora on February 7th, 2003, just 5 short days after the Twiztid/Bone Cleveland stop.  Tickets for this are on sale now @ TicketMaster outlets!

ANOTHER JUGGALO GONE
I found a news article yesterday about a Juggalo who died in a fire. Check out the full story below
Teenager dies: Separate fires scar families

SHANGRI-LA NEWS ARTICLES
Here's a couple of recent articles about ICP and the tour.

Faygo-spewing Juggalos to invade Madison Theater for ICP concert 1/10/03

Concert Insanity To Return? 1/9/03

HOTLINES
Here's the latest hotline flava - props to Faygoluvers

ICP Hotline 1/9/03
(714) 647-2465


The Rudeboy is BACK! (Good to hear your voice again Rudeboy! WoopWoop!)

Reminder:  ICP will be appearing this Sunday, Jan. 12th, at the FX Show in Orlando, FL from 1:00pm to 6:00pm signing autographs and hanging out with the Juggalos! www.FXShow.com for more info

Just Announced! ICP, Sabu and the Rudeboy will be appearing at the Max Pro Wrestling Arena in Livonia, MI on Sunday, Jan. 19th. Bell time: 3:00pm SHARP! Go to www.MaxProWrestling.com for information and tickets!

Zuggalos! Zug Izland will be LIVE on WRIF 101.1 in Detroit, MI on Sunday the 19th at 10:00pm EST so turn your radio up or listen online at www.WRIF.com

Cracked Tiles hits stores on Tuesday, Jan. 28th so get your ass out there and get it!


Twiztid Hotline 1/9/03
(313) 438-2812


Nobodies tired on this Tired Ass Thursday

Violent J is with us today. Wait, whats that? He's not Violent J, he's Detective Julius! He's been doing them forensic skills on a suspected Collusion! He's an Optopologus y'all, you gotta have MAD schoolin' for that!

Blaze's real name is Walter S. Nudebobdy (who saw that coming?)

Hell, Madrox's real name is Edward (or Ed for those in the Hip-Hop community)

Summary of suspected collusion: Somebody planted a microchip in the studios microphone that transmits all the lyrics from the Green Book as they spit them. They travel over the Internet so the haters can get a head start on hatin'. If anybody has any information on this, please call Detective Julius, or Shifty..er..Swift J, at Psychopathic Headquarters and leave a message with his secretary, Steve at the Office.

Viole..er..Detective Julius is currently destroying a Wraith promotional van as part of a collusional re-enactment..of..a collusion...er...

It's Sleepy Sunday! Wha..huh?

Walter Ya Dead Homie in the HAUGHHH!



Blaze Hotline 1/9/03
(313) 438-6039


Walter..er..Blaze is calling from the Lotus Pod studios where they are currently laying down tracks for the Green Book.

They're jumping from hotline to hotline, networking y'all!

Today is another page in the Green Book and since we're on the Blaze hotline, that must mean Blaze is part of the Green Book! WoopWoop!

Violent J gives an example of Fritz tha Cat, in story form. Here's the Gist for the Juggalos: If you love your job, you're in paradise. If you wanted to be a furniture mover as a kid, and tomorrow you go back to lugging a couch on your back, you're the shit! You're doing what you love to do!

Do whatever you love to do, go out and get yours muthafacko! Right now, go..get on...quit reading this and get on up and out!

That's it for now. A couple of reminders for later today (Sat):
ICP will be on Worst Case Scenerio later today  at 10am on TBS
Tickets for the May Twiztid shows in Colorado go on sale today
ICP will be at the Florida Extravaganza Convention (see Evil Lemon's last post for more info)

That's it for now, later ya'll Twist
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1-11-03

What's up mates? I got a fat bunch of stuff to peep. First, from ICP.com, some news for
those down under:


Juggalos of Australia: cast your vote!
Posted on 1-10-2003
by NetmasterGordon

There is this radio station out in Australia called Triple J that has this swanky contest once a year for the hottest hits of the previous year, cryptically titled Triple J's Hottest 100 - 2002. Well, we heard about this little shin-dig, and noticed that we Homies by Insane Clown Posse was oddly not on the list. Rather than get all hot and pissy about it, we decided to call upon the Juggalos of Australia to cast out their vote third-party style and show that Homies was indeed one of the hottest 100 of 2002! So, hit up
http://www.triplej.net.au/hottest100/default.htm, find the "OTHER: Vote for another song not listed above" box and put in Homies by Insane Clown Posse today!!


Click here for more...

So anywho who can go there and vote for Homies!

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Well, it's 3:30am and I'm getting a bowl of cereal and watchin TV. Make sure to check out the updates below - Ya'll be good
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1-12-03

Not too much new at the moment - I found an article from the Orlando Sentinal that mentions ICP
at the convention. It's mostly about some GI Joe toys, but here's what it says about ICP:

In its 14th year, this weekend's event included guest appearances by Doug Bradley, a k a "Pinhead" from the Hellraiser series of horror movies; Linda Blair from The Exorcist;
and an appearance by Insane Clown Posse.


Click HERE for the article.

I'm out. MCL Twist
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1-14-03

whats up ninjas and ninjettes? right to the news

V Sinizter
Hunting Season at HatchetGear
Posted on 1-14-2003
by Web Crack Willy

There is another season that follows the Holiday Season and that is the Hunting Season! We are talking about the release of the Hunting Season album, exclusively from HatchetGear.com, by the winner of the Gathering of the Juggalos 2002 MC Contest: V Sinizter! When will the Hunting Season be available? Right now! So if you got a taste of V Sinizter’s flavor at the Gathering, at the Wraith CD Release Parties in Florida, or at the Big Baller Christmas Party… get the full-course flavor straight from HatchetGear.com!


HATCHETGEAR
first, the new item is of course V Sinizter's Hunting Season







also, a news update from the update guy at
hatchetgear.com

HAPPY NEW YEAR, ALL YOU CRAZY KATS AND KITTENS!!!

What up, y'all?

Hope everyone had a good holiday. Psychopathic's holidays were the bomb-jiggedy-diggedy. Some of us went to the land of sand, sites, and shawarmas. That's right, I mean Egypt. If you're lucky, someday we may show you pictures. Those Hatchet Rydas that didn't go spent a chill holiday with family and friends, old-school style. No matter what we did, though, we got rested and relaxed. We're now ready to put in another year of droppin' bombs and splittin' wigs. So with that said, let's get started.

The first piece of new-year news is the release of the V Sinizter album Hunting Season. This is the kid that won the MC Contest at last year's Gathering. The prize for that contest was an album dropped on Psychopathic. So, here it is. Jumpsteady gives it two thumbs up, so you know it's straight.

The next piece of news is a firm release date for Zug Izland's full-length debut Cracked Tiles. This hits the store two weeks from today, January 28th. If you liked the "Fire" single (and who didn't, really?), then be sure to check out this bad lad when it hits our shelves.

That's all for now, just a brief little update. I'll be back when I've got some more news for that ass. Remember: If Santa Claus (or Hannukah Harry, or Kwanzaa Kwame, or fill in your own clever winter-holiday-specific name here) gave you coal this year, you probably deserved it.


PURPLE SHOW
just a reminder that the 3rd episode of The Purple Show is coming tomorrow

ZUG IZLAND
Guido, Zug Izland's beloved and mysterious bassist, has left the band after over a year of dedicated service due to his current medical condition. In April of 2002 Guido was diagnosed with a brain tumor. The band canceled their shows with Twiztid on the Mirror Mirror tour to stay and support their friend and comrade as he regained his health. After extensive surgery and radiation treatment, the tumor has largely subsided, but unfortunately Guido now requires constant medical medication and treatment to keep his condition in check. This is rather taxing on an individual, and the lifestyle of a rock band is too demanding for his current medical condition. With Zug Izland's tour with King's X kicking off in early February, Guido felt he could not maintain the rigorous pace of touring, and hence has resigned from the band.

Syn, Mike P, and everyone else in Zug Izland has always supported and stood behind Guido, especially in his times of need. To Zug, Guido has been and always will be family. He has been a significant part of the band from the start, and although he may not be able to be in the band anymore, his spirit will live on in every song Zug Izland performs.

Guido wanted to say that he has truly appreciated the love and support all the Zuggalos have given him over the last year, from shouts and cheers on stage to emails and get-well-cards during his hospital stay. He also says don't be surprised to see him making appearances at some of the big Psychopathic and Zug Izland events.



well, that's it
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1-16-03

Whats up ya'll? I got to get to my Madden 2003 game, but I'll drop some news first.

ICP NEWS

Some flavor from ICP.com:

ICP invades MaxPro Wrestling!
Posted on 1-15-2003
by NetmasterGordon

The Wicked Clown so of wrestling and rap mayhem, Insane Clown Posse, are going to be storming the MaxPro Wrestling show this Sunday, January 19th, 2003 at the MaxPro Wrestling Arena! And you KNOW that the Wicked Clowns are always rollin' with a phat crew too! They're bringing their close and personal homies the quintessential king of hardcore The Rude Boy and the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, runnin' with the mutha-fukkin' hatchet Sabu!! And as if that wasn't enough, you can also catch JCW wrestling mega-stars Briar Wellington and Hollywood Chuck Hogan dishing out the pain and punishment by the fistful! Stop playin'! All this fine entertainment and devastation, AND there are still more matches to boot!! There is NO WAY you want to miss this event!

All the flavor kicks off at 4 PM this Sunday, January 19th, 2003, at the Livonia Mall in Livonia, MI. Hit up
http://www.maxprowrestling.com for more details.

Click here for more...

And...

Weekly Freekly is on deck!
Posted on 1-15-2003
by NetmasterGordon

What up Juggalos?

This is a heads-up, a reminder of sorts, to keep your eyes trained on ICP.com over the next couple of days, because at any moment we might be dropping Violent J's Weekly Freekly out for all of you to read and relish!! Besides being one of the few times you get to stay up-to-date with what's going on inside Violent J's head, this particular Weekly Freekly will be the last one to hit the Internet before the gianormous, mega-ton, super-bomb Shangri-La Tour featuring ICP, ABK, and 2 Live Crew gets underway. No one sees things quite the same way as Violent J, which is why you're going to really want to read this next Weekly Freekly, coming your way right here on InsaneClownPosse.com in the next couple of days.


Click here for more...

So keep your eyes peeled for that! I'll be adding more dates to the tour section, peep it
HERE
Till next time, MCL Twist
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1-17-03

What's up ya'll? So this is what daylight is like...anyway, no big news at the moment.

DARKCARNIVAL.COM

Nah, it's not what you think, but it's a pretty cool site for unusual books and stuff,
and you gotta like the name. Check em out
HERE.

ICP NEWS ARTICLE

Insane Clown Posse delivers its twisted message to US fans 11/14/03

TWIZTID VENUE CHANGE

This might be old news, but  I noticed the January 27th Twiztid show is now at Metropol. It was changed from Rock Jungle.

And here's some visual flava - Click em for full size

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Hopefully someone else from my staff will be back soon with some new news - MCL, Twist
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1-17-03

oh shit...whats up juggalos? hows it going? i got just a little bit news for this fine friday evening

TWIZTID.COM

theres two updates from twiztid.com, mainly about The Purple Show. (go download it if you haven't already!) heres those two updates by spyder
11-15
WHAT UP YALL
SPYDER HERE WIT SOME DEALIO TYPE SHIT!  FIRST OF ALL, AFTER WEEKS AND WEEKS OF GRATOUITOUS EDITING THE 3RD EPISODE OF THE PURPLE SHOW IS FINISHED, AND READY TO BE VIEWED - SO, ENJOY!  SPECIAL GUESTS INCLUDE ICP'S OWN VIOLENT-J, AND SHAGGY-2 DOPE, AS WELL AS ESHAM, ZUG IZLAND, ABK, MATT NIPZ, TOM-DUB & PSYCHOPATHIC PATRICK, JCW'S OWN RUDE-BOY, BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE, JJ-4, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST TWIZTID!  DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS 30 MINUTES OF FLAVOR!!

IN OTHER NEWZ
LOOK FOR THE BRAND NEW OFFICIAL BLAZEYADEADHOMIE.COM WEB SIGHT TO BE RETURNING TO THE LIKES OF THE SUPER NATURIAL HIGHWAY ON JANUARY 22ND, 2003.  ALSO AS A REMINDER BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE WILL BE HAVING A SHOW AT THE AGORA IN CLEVELAND, OH. FEBURARY 7TH, 2003.  TICKETS FOR THIS SHOW ARE AVAILABLE AT TICKETMASTER OUTLETS - RIGHT NOW!

BEFORE I BOUNCE
DON'T FORGET TO CALL THE OFFICIAL PSYCHOPATHIC HOT-LINES FOR YOUR DAILY DOSE OF FLAVOR!
THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE HOT-LINE HOSTED BY THE RUDE-BOY  1-(714)-647-2465
THE TWIZTID SERIAL KILLIN HOT-LINE HOSTED BY JAMIE MADROX 1-(313)-438-2812
THE BLAZE YA DEAD HOT-LINE HOSTED BY BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE 1-(313)-438-6039

THAT’S IT FOR NOW.
MUCH FAMILY LUV!
SPYDER


11-17
THE PURPLE SHOW
Spyder here with a little update on The Purple Show.  I made a smaller file for all you Dial-Up homies so yall don't get left ass out on the fresh flavor of TPS Episode #3.
It's about 23meg and the quality ain't as fresh as the High-Band flavor but WTF, it's dial-up!
Also, Scottie D. from Faygoluvers.net has all the freshness mirrored on their servers just incase ours get bogged down from all the Lo's 'N Lette's hittin it up.
So if ya download is actin ass then try the mirrored links instead.
We got the links posted on all the sites so you ain't got any reason not to be able to get that bitch.  Check it!

Peace 'n Much Family Luv Yall!
Spyder


SIX VISIONS

...version 2 motherfucker! now that realjuggahos.com is dead, shat and a bunch of other ninjas have made a fresh new one of a kind juggalo site. it opened up last night around 12 and they got a bunch of cool shit on there so click
here and check it out!

JUGGALOWORLD.TK
alright...first of all, go check this site out JuggaloWorld.tk by clicking here. second, the ninjas running this site need some help. i don't know what they need help with so you'll have to email and ask them. anyway, if you want to help out, email Twiztid Tim here

HOTLINES
realjuggalettes.net is bringing the hotlines to the web. you can download the icp, twiztid and blaze hotlines everyday. but each hotline will only be up for that day of the hotline so be sure you get your ass over there everyday for the hotline hookup

JUGGALO ART
ima say it again, send in your stuff for the juggalo art section. i know you juggalos and juggalettes are talented so i want to see something you did in my mail box so it can go up on this site. it can be anything...drawings, poems, stories, raps, pictures etc. anything you've done, even some weird shit you did when you were bored or high, i dont care what it is, just send it in alright? alrighit

ok i think i covered everything i had, but if i didn't, i'll be back. hopefully i'll be updating a little more often. i just been too damn lazy i guess. heh.this is your news juggalette, Evil Lemon, signing off...or something like that. later

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1-17-03
2 updates in 1 day from the Evil Lemon! ima start callin myself the Evil Lemon 2 Updates in 1 Day News Juggalette, ok maybe not lol anyway i am here for a reason and its not to make myself look retarded...

i added two of my drawings to the Juggalo Artwork section and also a juggalo by the name of Twiztid Tim(i posted about his site in my last update) has sent in 3 of his drawings so check those out in the Juggalo Art section
here!

MFL
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1-19-03
whats up juggalos and juggalettes? just some site news today

Twiztid Tim sent me another drawing. go to Juggalo Art to check that out along with the others there.

THE UNVEILING BOARD
we finally have a message board! Durtay set it up and hosted it. Thanks to imfamous dg for hooking me up. Thanks ninjas! click
here to visit The Unveiling Board!

one last thing, thanks to Jez of
Realjuggalettes.net for mentioning us again on her post
MFL
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