| // You know you're a Bramber when...// Pages 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 1) You know all the B/A scenes off by heart 2) You cried your heart out at the end of season one when Amber "died" 3) You hated the mupper so much that you made a vodoo doll resembling her and stuck pins in it 4) You record every episode of The Tribe 5) You re-watch your Tribe videos constantly. Of course, you fast-forward to the B/A bits. They're the best bits. Naturally! 6) Every song you hear reminds you of B/A 7) You're obsessed with "This is the Place" because it's B/A's official song and you find yourself singing it constantly. 8) You create a site in their honour 9) Every time Bray and Amber are in a scene together you shriek with delight 10) Every time your friends come over to your house you FORCE them to watch all the sweet Bramber moments. Every one of your friends adore B/A - they wouldn't be your friends if they didn't. 11) You make friends online merely due to your similar obsession with B/A. Sorry Nell, "devotion" to B/A 12) You "awwww" outloud when B/A kiss. 13) You actually know how many times they kissed in each series 14) You adore it when Bray's jealous about Pride/Amber's friendship 15) You loved Amber's season one leather outfit and spent two years searching EVERY shop looking for one the same. 16) You think that Dwayne Cameron is the sexiest man alive 17 You have the same designs on your face that Amber has 18) You name all the B/A scenes. For example the scene where they had their first kiss is called "Cocoa, eyelash" 19) You could have hit Lex when he interrupted Bray in season one. Right as he was about to tell Amber how he felt 20) When Amber returned in season three, you were sick with nerves and you fell off your seat with excitement when Bray saw Amber again. 21) You wanted to slap Bray when he said "That's why you gave him the ring. What else did you give him?" 22) You laughed your ass off when Amber did slap him 23) You worship B/A. Completely, absolutely, definitely. 24) You notice every single thing B/A wise in each episode. You even noticed how B/A held hands when Tribe circus took over the Mall in season one. Even though they only showed them for two seconds! 25) You notice every time Bray looks at Amber in a scene 26) When Ebony comes onto Bray you throw a cushion (or anything else that's at hand) at the TV 27) You've made your grandmother obsessed with The Tribe 28) You found Amber's itty bitty picture in the Tribe Album cover. She's in the back of Bray's picture. Of course. 29) Your file is covered him "B/A 4ever" and "Keep the dream Alive" 30) After watching "Cocoa, eyelash" you immediately went and made cocoa. Then re-watched the episode. 31) You think that episodes without Bray and Amber are pointless. Why bother filming them? 32) You name your cats/dogs Bray and Amber 33) You threatened to burn down "Cloud Nine" when they killed Amber off 34) All your Tribe videos are numbered and in a specific order. And everyone knows that if they touch them - they die! 35) When depressed you mutter "Bray and Amber, Bray and Amber" over and over again 36) You think that people who don't worship B/A are as insane as The Guardian 37) Your write B/A fics and really consider sending them to "Cloud Nine" with a note attached saying "Make it happen" 38) When you go into a paintshop you run to the aisle that has "Natural Amber" and purchase three tins 39) Your computer is crammed with B/A pictures. If your parents delete them - they will be reunited with Zoot 40) You always say "Don't throw me the macho line!" 41) You would do anything for channel five to show season one again 42) When arguing with your parents you stand up and shout "It's survival time or hadn't any of you noticed!!" before storming out 43) Everytime your parents hear you using your VCR they know you're watching a Tribe video 44) It has NEVER EVER crossed your mind Bray and Amber will split up 45) You beg your dad to buy you a ring so that you can say to a Bray-lookalike "This ring, my dad gave it to me" 46) You scout sewers with the leg of a table, practising "Who are you?" 47) You have a leather bag like Amber's 48) When you hear people saying they don't like B/A, you walk up to them without saying a word and put a therapist's card in their hand. 49) They day you fell in love with B/A, the world made sense 50) When you read this interview, you had a smile on your face for three days straight 51) Throughout season one you screamed at the TV , "BRAY, HURRY UP AND KISS THE GIRL!!!!!!" 52) You think that Amber and Bray should have their own spin-off 53) When your younger cousins come round they always ask you to tell them about "Bramberism" again 54) For a good part of their lives, your younger cousins were convinced that Amber and Bray were their long lost relatives 55) Everyone in your family knows that Bramberism is the only religion 56) You get excited when you're about to watch one of your B/A videos. Even though you've seen it numerous times before. 57) Making a B/A fanart brightens up your day |