The
Holy Order
of
Saint Graffenberg
Welcome to the homepage for the Holy Order of Saint Graffenberg.

First things first. This is NOT an actual religious organization and does not intend to offend anyone (but if I do GET OVER IT). This is all part of the Renaissance Faire persona I have created here in Texas.
My RenFaire journeys have lessened of late, but I still
make an occasional trip. You may have seen me.....I am
the guy with the Sheep (an long story). Say Hi if you see
me.
I hope you enjoy the page..

Oh, by the way, if you don't know, there is no Saint
Graffenberg. Graffenberg is the "G" in "g-spot."  :D
Brother Colin Lingus  Abbot of the Order
The
Holy Order
of
Saint Graffenberg
The Order is dedicated to serving the greater good of wenches and ladies everywhere. Servants of the Order do not administer to men, for they are by nature corrupt and beyond help. We of the Order minister ONLY to women.

THE MOTTO OF THE ORDER

      "Women! Verily I say, confess all thy sins unto me......then demonstrate."

So ladies and wenches, if you run across me at the Texas Renaissance Festival, Scarborough Faire or Excalibur Fantasy Faire, I beg of you to accept my ministration and to allow me to worship at the temple of Graffenberg.
Cleavage Banquet
A gathering of Wenches
Pidge  A wench at heart
What can I say?
She actually flexed her breasts at me!
Sometimes I am not entirely welcome! :)
These are friends, acquaintances and complete strangers that I have crossed paths with over my faire years. (Of course posting most of these pics in a purely ego-driven act)
It can be good to be me !!!!  :)
,,,usually I win people over   (She slapped me 5 seconds later)
I am trying to convince her she need my services
Glenn with Sword -  Owner of Digital Mischief (see Below)
Belly dancers  aaaaaahhhhh
SITES TO CHECK OUT

Most of the people in these pics are a part of the Yahoo!Group called RenFolks   Glenn (the guy with the sword above) has a great pix site that has these pic as well (some his, some mine).
Digital Mischief
WANNA JOIN THE ORDER OR DO YOU NEED MINISTRATIONS?

Just get in touch with me and I will tell you how to become a member or how I can minister to you..
There are no dues and no obligationsfor members... except that you strive to minister to the needy (remember, they may not know that they are needy).

SIgn the Guestbook
MY WORK IS
NEVER DONE
What a lovely....Smile!
I have a talented mouth...what can I say?
Selena is both Cool and HOT!
A smile hides the need for my "ministrations"   (I hope)
I am doing nothing! I swear! My mere presence can cause a reaction.
Even Amazonian redheads (OMG!) with bunny fetishes need my assistance
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UPDATED
FEBRUARY 2006