Ed: Ed will introduce Ed. Full name: Edward Wong Hau Pepleu Tivursky the 4^th.
Spike: That's a long name.
Ed: Ed made up that name for Ed, isn’t that cool?
Spike: If you made it up, how can you be the 4^th?!

Frog: Hey, Mister. This here’s the stairway to Heaven. You know that, don’t ya?
Spike: Obnoxious little frog…

Spike: Sorry, my stomach just took over my brain. It does that sometimes.

Ed: I think I know. I don’t think I know. I don’t think I think I know. I don’t think I think.

Vicious: Do you have any idea what you look like right now?
Spike: What?
Vicious: A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others.
Spike: I've bled all that kind of blood away.
Vicious: THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!

Spike: You know, Jet, there are three things I really hate: kids, beasts, and tomboys. So tell me, why do we have all of them neatly gathered on our ship!?

Spike: My ship works better when I kick it...

Ed: Bonsai, bath toy, wise guy, water boy, light shines bright in the O-Town tonight!

Faye: Julia’s like an angel from the Underworld. Or a devil from Paradise…

Spike: I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive.