Vash: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third. Don't hesitate to call.

Dominique: If I was so inclined during this conversation, I could have killed you three times.
Vash: Well, if I was so inclined during this conversation... I could have groped you five times!

Vash: Normally when you buy an old, used bike, you're supposed to repair it before riding it!
Wolfwood: Are you dissing my beautiful shiny Angelina II?!?
Vash: I'm dissing YOU, not your stupid broken bike!

Wolfwood: Can't I kill those either?!? (referring to the giant fanged worms Vash wouldn't let him shoot)

Wolfwood: I'm just saying we all have to make a few sacrifices!!
Vash: And I'm one of the few!?