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| Here are a few "rivalry" jokes that you are welcome to pass along to others at work, school, or anywhere else where these hillareous rivalry jokes will be appreciated. |
| 1) Did you hear that the USC library burnt down? Yeah, the newspaper said that both books were destroyed and one hadn't even been colored in yet. 2) Did you hear about that big storm that hit the campus at USC? Yeah, the newspaper said that it caused 10,000 dollars worth of repairs. 3) Why doesn't William Brice Stadium have astroturf? Because the cheerleaders need a place to graze. 4) Did you hear that USC tried to start a water polo team? Yeah, but that didn't work out because all of their horses kept drowning. 5) Did you hear about those 2 USC students who died while hitch hiking? Yeah, they jumped in the back of a drunk driver's pick up truck. Then when he drove it in a lake they couldn't get the tailgate open. 6) Did you hear about that USC student who locked his keys in the car while it was running? Yeah, it took him 3 hours to get his family out. |