Ancient Mew Translation

Due to request of a translation for Ancient Mew, I have created a fake card that basically is the Ancient Mew in English format. (however, the card back is Japanese neo)

THIS CARD IS NOT REAL, AND THE TEXTS ON ANCIENT MEW ARE NOT THE LAST WORD. CHECK WITH WIZARDS OF THE COAST OFFICIALS OR LOCAL POKEMON LEAGUE FOR THE TRUE TRANSLATION. THIS CARD AND ITS CREATOR IS IN NO WAYS AFFILIATED WITH ANY CORPORATIONS THAT HOLD THE POKEMON TRADEMARKS. THIS PICTURE IS MERELY AN AID FOR THOSE SEARCHING FOR A TRANSLATION OF ANCIENT MEW.