| Hey all. Thanks for checking out my site, and thanks even more if you stayed to read this after seeing my ugly ass. Anyway my name's Toby Smith but you can call me Vern. I'm a (former) Professional Wrestler in the Indiana and South Carolina areas and a (current) Bodyguard in Christchurch New Zealand. I'm a self described "Atheistic/Anarchistic/Hedonistic/Satanist". The Woman in the pic with me above is my lovely wife Donna. She's currently an Employee of Video Ezy and, as always, the hottest girl I know. If you see me around Christchurch or Kaiapoi stop and say "Hi" I'm always interested in discussing Movies, Music, TV, and Wrestling (Maybe I'll even show you a few moves). And if you see Donna around just count yourself as being very lucky for being priviledged enough to be in her presence. Cheers, Hope you enjoy the site. -"Big Vern" Toby Smith |
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| LAST UPDATED: APRIL 9th, 2007 |
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| SO YA WANNA KNOW ABOUT ME? Favorite Bands: Disturbed, System of a Down, Rob Zombie, ICP, Korn, Mudvayne, Metallica Favorite TV Shows: South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Married..., House, Boston Legal Favorite Movies: The Crow, The Matrix, Pulp Fiction, 40 Year old Virgin, Anything by Kevin Smith or with "of the Dead" or "of the Living Dead" in the title. *Tom Savini Fucking Rocks!* Spare Time Shit: Wrestling RPGS/E-Feds, Random Web Surfing, Reading, Spending time with donna and the cats. (aka the "EVIL THUNDER" Racing team - Bitch and Plop) Favorite Books: "Have a Nice Day" - Mick Foley "Foley is Good" - Mick Foley "Private Parts" - Howard Stern "Dirty Jokes and Beer" - Drew Carey "The Rants" - Dennis Miller and, of course, "The Satanic Bible" by LaVey |
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| The Man...The Myth..The LEGEND! |
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| NAME: Toby Smith AKA: "Big" Vern Dudley/Smith E-MAIL: toby5382smith@yahoo.co.nz |
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| Good-Bye Everybody! |
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| CLICK ON ANY OF THE IMAGES IN THE ABOVE FRAME FOR LINKS TO SOME OF MY FAVORITE SITES ON THE WEB (ALTHOUGH THIS SHITTY SITE ISN'T ENDORSED BY ANY OF THEM... THE CUNTS!) |
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| BIG VERN'S HIDEAWAY (Serving My Psychotic Needs Since 1998) |
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| My Wrestling Homepage |
| My Random Shit Page |
| My Joke Page |
| Night of the Evil Penguins |
| Day of the Dancin Demons |
| The Clusterfuck Page |