Guest Commentary                                     by Dizzy Dean
		For those of you who do not know, Yuengling is a PA beer which is the choice of any good beer drinker.  A great tasting, full bodied lager with can be enjoyed in any circumstance - cold, heat, chips or filet mignon.       It is the nectar of the gods.  Unfortunately, it is not available everywhere.. yet.
	Lagerian Creed (With all apologies to God) We believe in one drink, The Lager Almighty, Maker of Joviality and Mirth, Of all that is drunk and undrunk. We belive in one man, John Yuengling, Only son of Dick, Eternally begotten by his father, Beer from Beer, Ale from Lite, True drink from true drink, Brewed, not made, in one brewery with his father, Through him all beer is made. For us and for our libation, He came down from Pottsville, And by the power of the holy spirits He put hops in the virgin barrels, And it was made beer. For our sake he was crucified by the Pennsylvania Blue Laws, He suffered, survived and was drunk. On the third day he drank again in accordance with the weekend, He ascended into the upstairs and is seated at the right hand of his father. He will come again in glory to judge the bitter and the skunked, And his lager will have no end. We believe in the holy spirits, the beer, the giver of life, Who is poured by the father and the son. With the father and the son it is drunken and glorified. It is distributed in the mass markets. We believe in one holy and alcoholic place. We acknowledge one drink for the salvation of men. We look forward to the resurrection of the head, And the life of the beer to come. Barmen.