Endorphin Bath & Todd E. Jones presents... 

WHAT IS THERE TO SMILE ABOUT?

Close Lobsters
The lyrics for the songs have been corrected by Andrew Burnett!

This six-song album is there sophomore effort. It shows a maturity from "Foxheads".
The cover and title go together brilliantly. It's of a man sitting on the floor with a gigantic weight chained to his leg. Obviously, he's not smiling.
These critiques are done by me, Todd E. Jones.
John A. Rivers produced this gem of an album!
Released by Enigma and Fire Records
Recorded at W.S.R.S. Leamington Spa in 1988

"Sweetly chiming guitars... slightly psychedelic arrangements... a novel experience."
- Friday Morning Quarterback
"Brings to mind the Buzzcocks and the Beatles. Not bad reference points to have."
- Billboard
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What Is There To Smile About (hear it..)
"We find a can of petrol, pour it over your soul", Andrew sings immediately with the pounding beat which comes in. The sonic pop mix of voice, guitar and drums is similar to "Pathetique" but not that fast. This is a fast song but not as fast as "Pathetique". It almost seems like an environmental song with images of petrol an the death imagery. "A perfect day for a death" is a line which can sum up the song with strength. "It's gone out of control, just the way that we like it". The drumming and guitar work is amazing. "I'd like to eat your legs off and wolf them down!" .... huh? This is a tight pop song. Short but intense. "And what is there to smile about when it comes to you? It's more than bones can bare....."

"We find a can of petrol  - pour it over your soul
Deep in my heart - I find something to ignite it
And when you wake on fire  - Split second reflection
It's got you out of control - Much too late (to crimson?) (to criminal???)
A perfect day for a death - Was a (burst?) of the (tasted lips?)
But your kiss was electric -  I had to sit down
When I burst into flames - Split second reflection
I knew it was meant to be - You are a (new century?)
And what is there to smile about when it comes to you?
It's more than my bones can bare -
It makes me (no one?)
It's more than my bones can bare -
It makes me laugh
I'd like to eat your legs off - and wolf them down
Deep in our hearts - (???baught the other a 3-D house????)
And in the fire box - It smelled (spilled?)(filled?) of explodde
Going out of control - Just the way that we like it!
And what is there to smile about when it comes to you?
It's more than my bones can bare -
It makes me (love?)
It's more than my bones can bare -
It makes me laugh



Loopholes (hear it..)
The beat and guitar kicks the song of with a lighter feel than the earlier song. Andrew's voice is mellow and soft. Half sung and half-talked. Real cool sounding.  "I discovered it was just a position... ??? as big as a cathedral and when I went out my shoulders caved in..." The chorus is wild. Everything becomes louder. The music and Andrew's voice is in that sonic state from the previous song. Though the chorus is kind of hard to understand. The lyrics before the last chorus is sung are my favorite: "Everything goes round in circles. Most things are best left unsaid. Run a six-inch nail through my hand (head), swells up like a beach ball". The chorus comes in again and there's something about "tunnel vision", "fireworks", "acrobatic mind bend".... "i discovered it was just a position".... Once that is sung real loud, it's repeated in his mellow voice... This is a cool but weird song.... wonderful!

"I discovered it was just a positiion
(Of red?) and it sorted out
A (theater?) as big as a cathedral
But when I went out, my shoulders caved in
Speak to myself (as old as you know?)
It'll never get better, why bother?
And rule out the possibility to walk back home
Speak to no one
(Anna?) took the edge off of it
Can't believe just what you're saying
Broke a six inch nail through my hand
It swelled up like a beach ball
(There's light?) at the end of tunnelvision
Fireworks can be (reconquered?)
With acrobatic ????? pure mind-bend
I discovered it was just a position
Speak to myself (as old as you know?)
It'll never get better, why bother?
And rule out the possibility to walk back home
Speak to no one
Everything turns round in circles
Most things are best left unsaid
Broke a six inch nail through my hand
It swelled up like a beach ball
(There's light?) at the end of tunnelvision
Fireworks can be (reconquered?)
With acrobatic ????? pure mind-bend
I discovered it was just a position
I discovered it was just a position
I discovered it was just a position
I discovered it was out of proportion"



Let's Make Some Plans (hear it..)
Perfect pop!!! I remember this video, which is like the stills in the album cover. While singing, Andrew drinks from a cup. The film clips were edited in a strange way. Wonderful!  The chords of the guitar sets an atmosphere of pop bliss while the lyrics bring a melancholic reality to the song. There's plenty of room in this song for the brilliant guitar work. It's a Close Lobsters pop classic! The Wedding Present's version is complete garbage compared to this!!! The mid tempo beat and lyrics make it a perfect 80's song but the natural instruments make it timeless. The lyrics get especially weird when he sings, "Ten million good reasons against, the mountain, the light bulb and the lake"... huh???  The song just gets better as it plays on and the song just gets better as time goes on. The jangle and strum of the guitars are completely perfect... it's almost too tight, too perfect but still somehow, a little loose, and laid-back... no other band could do this! Andrew sings a "whooh!" and  the tempo becomes faster and the ending is coming.When Andrew says,"Let's make some plans" a couple of times, real fast at the end, the cherry is placed on the cake of the song. The jangle is faster, the singing is faster.... It's a perfect pop song! A Close Lobsters classic masterpiece!

"Let's make some plans cuz they can go wrong
Getting there may be times three maybe not
To loosen your lips cuz you're talking rubbish
To loosen your hole mistaken tenfold
(Ah, wa-oh, wa-oh, wa-oh)(??A while, while, while??) (??you're wild, wild, wild??)
Tens million good reasons against
The mountain, the light bulb and the lake
To loosen your lips cuz you're talking rubbish
To loosen your hole mistaken tenfold
(Ah, wa-oh, wa-oh, wa-oh)(??A while, while, while??) (??you're wild, wild, wild??)
woooh!!!
Let's make some plans, let's makes some plans, let's make some plans
let's make some plans, Ah, wa-oh, wa-oh, wa-oh
Let's make some plans, let's makes some plans, let's make some plans
let's make some plans, Ah, wa-oh, wa-oh, wa-oh
Let's make some plans, let's makes some plans, let's make some plans
let's make some plans, Ah, wa-oh, wa-oh, wa-oh"



From This Day On (hear it..)
This is one of my favorite songs too! The guitars jangle in with precision and so does the drums. Everything is perfect. "From this day on, expect a haunting, (New Europe?) will be gone, from this day on" Andrew's voice in this song is amazing! It's mellow but it still stretches out far. "You think everything's up for grabs.... Get me home!"  The song gets better towards the bridge when it's just the pounding bass drum and the hypnotic bass line. Everything comes together perfectly. It's another pop masterpiece. Most of the people I know who like the Close Lobsters like this song the best. "Get me home.... get off me." I like the sentiments of it. Saying starting from this moment, this day, something will happen, something will change...Today's the first day of... the rest of time.. This is a Close Lobsters classic masterpiece!

"From this day on - The spectre haunting europe will be gonee
From this day on
From this day on - The crooked cross of the south will reiggn
From this day on
There never was  a better man then jack
In banana republic UK everything's up for grabs
Get me home, get me home
From this day on - Totally zonked out is the norm
From this day on
From this day on - YYou can but shares in layers of ozone
From this day on
There never was a leaner time for brains
In banana republic UK its best to undercut your friends..
Get me home, get me home, get off me
Get me home
There was never a better man that Jack
In (banana) republic, you get  everythings up for grabs
Get me home, get me home, get off me
Get me home"



Skyscrapers Over St. Miran (hear it..)
The beat comes in nice and slow. It has a calm atmosphere of reality, fantasy, and everything in the middle. This is a great song but I like the version on "Headache Rhetoric" better because of the warpin' effects. Andrew's voice is a little drowned out here. Still, this is a wonderful pop song! "Just waiting for the planet to reflect and (durade?) back to the moon. Just waiting for the planet to reflect and interfere with my daydream. Will you be caught with your pants down and move on a step or two? Will you be caught with your pants down and get all these things done? will you be caught with your pants down and move on a step or two? Will you be caught with your pants down?....oooohhhooohhhh" Andrews has some weird psychedelic lyrics in this when he talks of "towns of patterns", and "rainbow noses" . I did not know where  St. Miran was but Andrew Told me : Where's St. Miran . Anyway, this is a wonderful trippy song. Pop masterpiece!

"Good God, it all changed here. The stars must have switched position
Creating an (unwelcome?) question mark
Mostly over a town of patterns.
Just waiting for the planet to reflect and (durade?) back to the moon. Just waiting for the planet to reflect and interfere with my daydream.
Good god it all swapped here. The stars must have swapped positions
Creating a sense of rearrangement
Mostly over a town of patterns.
Just waiting for the planet to reflect and doom ray back to the moon.
Just waiting for the planet to reflect and interfere with my daydream.
Will you be caught with your pants down and move on a step or two?
Will you be caught with your pants down and get all these things done?
Will you be caught with your pants down and move on a step or two?
Will you be caught with your pants down?
I never listened to a coo-coo vigour
And reaffirm what we're following,
Is nothing but whats at the end
Of our rainbow noses.
Just waiting for the planet to reflect and doom ray back to the moon.
Just waiting for the planet to reflect and interfere with my daydream.
Will you be caught with your pants down and move on a step or two?
Will you be caught with your pants down and get all these things done?
Will you be caught with your pants down and move on a step or two?
Will you be caught with your pants down? "



Violently Pretty Face (hear it..)
This is one of my favorite Close Lobsters songs ever!!!  It's so sad an beautiful at the same time! The beat is slow and melancholic. Perfect pop once again. Andrew begins with his laid-back half talked, half sung vocals: "Don't worry, no one will know. In this mansion and I'm all alone. Can I sit with you by the window?" The vocals get a little hard to understand but part of the chorus goes "I'm terrified by your violently pretty face." Though sometimes the word "pretty" sounds like "pleading". This is a short song. I wish it was longer. I yearn for it to be longer. It's a pop Close Lobsters classic masterpiece!

"Don't Worry, no one will know
In this mansion I'm all alone
Want to sit with you at the window
Laugh and understand the view
but first I've got to find what's the quest
no no a violently pretty face
I'm jostled and bumped I may be slow
but I'm terrified of your violently pretty face
And I each day I'm sealed to the fate that I know
I'm gonna be struck before we reach the gate
I'm jostled and bumped and may be slow
but I'm terrified of your violently pretty face"



 
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