Hi! My name is Joe. I think that's a pretty name, don't you? I love it. It just has a certain zing. Say it out loud. Do you see what I mean? Try writing it on a sheet of paper. You see how it flows so beautifully? I know. I love it. It's so beautiful. Sometimes I just can't get over it. I mean, its such a lovely name, isn't it? Just close your eyes and imagine a beautiful paradise, with beautiful flowers and beautiful images all around. Now imagine an angelic voice whispering my name. Isn't that the best thought that's ever run across your mind? I know, I feel the same way. I'm just so glad my parents decided to give me this name. I'm just so blessed by it, I don't know what to do with myself. Ahhhhh. Joe. Such a wonderful name. My life would be disastrous without it. When you have a kid, name it Joe. It's the best gift you could ever give to your child. Even if it's a girl, name her Joe. She'll get used to it eventually. And besides, she'll be glad that out of all the boy's names you could have given her, you gave her the name Joe. The most beautiful name in the world.
JOE.
written and conceived by Oni. |
