Quotes

These are a few of my favorite quotes, randomly selected for your enjoyment.

"Red meat won't kill you- green meat will." - Chris Rock Give me ambiguity or give me- something else! Anarchy rules! "Creativity is just undetected plagarism." - Mark Twain He who laughs last thinks slowest. Don't engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person. "Lunacy is what makes the world go 'round." - Jeff Beck "Don't say 'No, I don't think so.' Say 'Yes, I think so.'  You know, the word 'impossible' was a mistake.  It's really 'I'm possible'" -Space Ghost "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." - Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "In the beginning, the universe was created.  This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams The Restaurant at the End of the Universe Do what you can and can the rest. The early bird catches the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. "Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana." -Groucho Marx "'Military Intelligence' is a contradiction in terms." - Groucho Marx "Never buy a pit bull from a one armed man." -Groucho Marx "The older you get, the older you want to get" -Keith Richards          (perhaps the oldest man there is) "Rock Journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read" -Frank Zappa "writing about music is like dancing about architecture" -Elvis Costello Every silver lining has a cloud. "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." Arthur Carlson, WKRP