My Funny Valentine by Lorenz Hart My funny valentine Sweet, comic valentine You make me smile with my heart Your looks are laughable Unphotographable But you're my favorite work of art Is your figure less than Greek Is your mouth a little weak When you open it to speak Are you smart Don't change a hair for me Not if you care for me Stay, little valentine, stay Each day is Valentine's Day

People, this is one of the best songs, EVER.  Very romantic. Guys, take notes.  File it away for future reference.  Go out and buy somebody's verson.  Anita Baker.  Frank Sinatra. Chaka Khan.  There are lots to choose from.  Go GET ONE!!!