Listen young son and hear the tale Of when 301 smoked up a bale We sat around on the big blue bed We smoked 5 bowls streight to our heads We swore and raved we'd never quit When passed around we took a hit Wether in the gas mask or in the glass pipe When we drewled, the tip we'd wipe We blocked the door with a big beach towl For angry RA's were on the prowl We knew that we would not get caught Over the bong we never fought For about an hour we were OK But then Josh G. rolled up a J We walked out to the parking lot Our pockets full of bags of pot We drove out to the Turlock suburbs And in the car we smoked mad herbs We headed out to the taco truck A Tuesday night, who gives a fuck We ordered up buritos three We handed the man the nine dollar fee Back at the dorms we did arive A stoned out, fucked up, crazy drive At the bat cave we lit one up Then drank 2 bottles of 7up At 3:00 the clock would say With no homework on the couch we'd lay For this one night was almost done But not before our one last fun We decided we would make up a blunt A big ass fuck and not a runt. When we were finished we had no weed The whole OZ was blaced up with speed |
I was born on a day with no sunshine, no rain I was born on a day with no pleasure, no pain I was born on a day with no now and, no then I was born on a day no I can't tell you when I was born on a day with no flowers, no trees I was born on a day with no birds and no bees I was born on a day with no fiction, no fact I was born on a day with no excess, no lack I was born on a day with no sickness, no health I was born on a day with no poorness, no wealth I was born on a day with no love and no hate I was born on a day with no hurry up and no wait I was born on a day with no school and no job I was born on a day with no clean freak, no slob I was born on a day that I can't quite recall I was born on a day that was no day at all! |
Time Slips By Slowly Like A Cold Drip Of Paint On Our Lifes' Canvas I Do So Want To Paint In Our Large Factories Our Churches Our Schools We Think We Are Brilliant But We Just Act Like F o o l s In Mesopotamia In Georgia In Greece In Prisons We Dwell Afraid Of Police I Can't Say That I'm Homeless Or I've Ever Been Poor An Intelectual Bigot Or A Hero Of War I Like To Make Sentences A True Champion Of W o r d s But Language Is Bullshit Soliloquies For The Birds A Walking Contradiction Dare I Say I Don't Try A King Among Men A Pathological lie |
The Ballad of 301 |
PoEmS oNly !!!!!!!!! |
I am creating this page after a lot of really hard thought on my part ( not really). I just couldn't tell what was a serious poem and what was just some stoned or drunken bullshit. I want to put up some more of my real poems but found that they would probably just be lost among the other stuff that is on my webpage. On this page I will put up as much of my original poetry as possible and maye a few pics just to take up some free space. Enjoy my literary art work and have a nice day. |
My own personal lack of existence |
American Bullshit |
She is the one that I see in my dreams Never will I look at another in this way Place all my eggs in one basket Tomorow I will end up with an omlet Life and death in the blink of an eye a tear in her eye Nothing but a dimond Knowledge and wisdom in the close of a book a smile on her face Nothing but a ray of pure sunlight Her name enters my head and turns to an echo I don't see an exit any time soon To the future I know I must turn To the past I know I will dwell To her I know I will love |
A POEM FOR HER |
Blue is the night sky and blue is your car My brother in golf always shoots under par The watch on my arm and this pen in my hand Life never goes by the skit I had planed A ripple in time and a ripple in a pond I use superstition as my magical wand To shape our own lives like a tear in the wind A note on your backpack so gracefully pinned |
What do you think of me? |
Tahoe Tahoe a mystical thought To do all the things that I know I will not To dance like a dove I shall sink like a rock To tie my boat up to that magical dock I'd never say no to a seat in the rain To endure all the pleasure only to be met with the pain The Lord the all mighty or my own Anti-Christ For all my good intentions I will pay the price |
Tahoe |
In 301 we have some fun in sunshine and in rain. We chill with Ducky, we chill with Josh, we even chill with Lane. A big green pipe sits in a box, upon it we do toke. We smoke mad buds all day, all night about that I don't joke. I have a futon, all big and blue, it sits under my bed. To tell the truth we do no drugs but always feed our heads. I can't recall in all my days a much more friendly troup. Our peeps are cool, we do not trip, like the selfish Santa group. I can't remember what we did last night, nonetheless what we did last week. Probably on the couch or on the porch but I know we did not tweak. For now I'll go for my time is up and I will write no more. I want to go back up to 301, and fall right on the floor. |
The Ballad of 301 Revisited |
Dial your cell phone and give me a call My name is in the phone book my name is on the wall A ring A jingle Or even a beep I'm in your area code so the call will be cheep You can send me an E-mail or a telegraph will do If none of that works send a pigeon in lue I must hear your voice so subtle so brash I'll be your B.J. Honeycutt We can reenact M.A.S.H. Leave a message at the beep...........Even if we are just Friends |
Pathetic Lunatic |
Mas to come...I promise!!!!!! |