Most of the criticism, however, came from then Everton player, Canadian Turdbag, Tomasz Radzinski. He said that Marcus wasn't good enough, wasn't what we needed and wasn't Premierhsip class. Obvisouly, we laughed at this because Marcus actually scored more goals than Tomasz last season, from the same number of starts, for a struggling Leicester side.... some of those goals coming from a wide right position.
Radz however, couldn't find the back of the net if we stood him in the goal, pointed, and said "There it is Tomasz."
However, the shit'ed of a sitter misser was silenced when we compehensively beat them in November, outplaying them in all areas of the field, with Marcus coming against Radzinski, who had to defend due to his team's lack of ability going forward. Marcus danced round him a few times and made him look a total tart.
But enough about the Canadian Tudbag, and back to Marcus;
So far, Marcus has scored 3 goals this season, operating as a lone striker in most games. Perhaps his accuracy needs a little work, but I can see him bagging an awful lot of goals for us.
Marcus goes through clubs like Wayne Rooney does prossies, but I think he may have found his true home here at Everton. That's what I hope anyway.
He's now a good mate of mine and I've finally got a picture of him to put on here! Hoorah!