I'd just been for a Chinese meal following a greatvictory over the Red Shite. Ad I walked out of the door I was attacked by 2 kopites who said they'd kill me unless I changed the score (after all, I could change ANYTHING, seeing as it was my dream...)
I refused and they pulled out knives. As I fared the worst, Big Dunc stepped out and said "I don't think so." looking all tough and everything. As the kopites stood in fear, Super Kevin Campbell creeped up behindc them and hit them across the head with a dustbin! Hoorah!
It was the final day of the season and we HAD to beat Liverpool to beat them to the title.
Goodison was packed and the script was written for a cracking game of football.
Joey Yobo scored the first goal, and there was much rejoicing.
Joey Yobo scored another and, as a celebration he took off his shirt (allowed then) It had a message on it. I could only just make it out. It said "Will you marry m" and on the back "Emma?"
I couldnt' believe it!! He ran up to me and presented me with an engagement ring. He said "Will you marry me?"
and I said "Only of you get your hat-trick."
In the 90th minute he rifled one past Dudek to ensure our future together. Brilliant!
Following the discovery that Lee Carsley is actually Pele in disguise, the whole world started raving about him. Suddenly (as happens with ALL good players) Manchester United decided they wanted him. It seemed like a joke- "Man U in for Carsley"... but soon we realised they were serious.
They offered us £28 million for him and, after much pondering, Moyes and Kenwright agreed to sell.
However, we did not sell them Lee Carsley... but.... HARRY HILL! Haha! You should have seen it, Hill and Keane in mid-field- hilarious!
It's a repeat of the one 10 years before. Everton vs Man U, but this time it ends as a draw, Gary Neville having cancelled out Tim Cahill's 2nd minute header.
Extra time proves pointless and we go to penalties. The take the first, and MISS! Unfortunately, Watto does likewise when Carroll proves equal to his shot.
Gary Neville puts his away, as does Carsley, Van Nistelrooy rifles it past Martyn, and Marcus Bent makes no mistake as his goes into the top right hand. Now it is the turn of Phillip Neville, Gary's "Simple" brother. Martyn makes an incredible save to keep it out, but in the process dislocates his shoulder. (NO!)
Ossie puts his away and if the next one is saved the FA Cup is ours.
Unfortunately we have used all our subs... leaving emergency goalkeepr, James McFadden to go in goal, following his fantastic save for Scotland in the game against Moldova back in October.
Shrek, the former Evertonian who could have been a God but chose to be a devil steps up for the next penalty. He goes for the top left hand and the stop semms unstoppable....
but Jimmy saves it and the Cup is ours!!!
So there we have it. Wayne Rooney not only gave us £27 million and by leaving triggered the greatest ever Premiership season for us, he also helped us win the FA Cup!!! But let's not give him too much credit for it... it was only a dram after all!