As we never know where we are as regards Franny Jeffers, I have written two songs to the tune of Danny Boy. I wrote this first one when he had that fight with Moyesey and we really did think we'd seen the last of him. Then he came back AGAIN! I thought it was a bit of a shame to waste the song so I kept it just in case he did something else stupid (being released wasn't really his fault I suppose.) I thought it was a good idea for a song so this is the one for while he's not playing for us. If he ever comes back (and I wouldn't be surprised knowing him) there's another one ready waiting for him!
Oh Franny boy, the Arsenal was calling,
You warmed the bench, the thing you do so well.
Your chance was gone, your form was just appalling,
And we all laughed, at your crap Arsenal spell.
But back you came when Moyes had taken over ,
And when the Blues were finally on the up,
And on Good Friday, Judas betrayed us again,
And Judas looked, just like the FA Cup.
And if you come, when we have won the Champions’ league,
And beg to join the team that you so love,
You´ll come and find that we think you’re a traitor,
For on Good Friday, Moyes gave you the shove.
And we shall hear you crying to come back again
And we’ll all laugh at Jug-eared Judas J,
And you´ll have failed, your crap career over,
So fare thee well, you ugly little gay.
Oh Franny boy, the Nationwide is calling
You’ll join some team, and down the league they’ll slide
Your chance is gone, and your career’s failing
Thank God you’ve gone. God help the Nationwide!
Emma Pursey 13.04.04