OH HESKEY (TO THE TUNE OF THE CHORUS OF "MANDY" REPEATED AGAIN AND AGAIN...) OH HESKEY, YOU FELL ON YOUR ARSE IN THE TUNNEL, THEN YOU CRIED TO YOUR MUM, OH HESKEY, YOU FELL ON YOUR ARSE IN THE GOAL-MOUTH, AND YOU CRIED TO YOUR MUM, OH HESKEY, YOU FELL ON YOUR ARSE IN THE PIE SHOP, AND YOU CRIED TO YOUR MUM, OH HESKEY, (ad lib, repeat to fade....) © *Em*
	*Think of a place and put it in the song. Heskey can fall over ANYWHERE!