A SONG FOR MIKE RILEY OH MR RILEY! YOU ARE SO SMILEY! NEVER HAVE I SEEN YOU WEAR A FROWN! OH MR RILEY, HOW I DESPISE THEE! I`M GONNA THROW YOU IN THE MERSEY SO YOU DROWN!
			OH GRAHAM POLL!*** OH GRAHAM POLL! SOME CALL YOU AN ARSEHOLE! PERHAPS A SAUSAGE ROLL, OR A BIG FAT UGLY TROLL! BUT I WOULD NOT SAY THAT, YOU`RE A WANKER AND A TWAT, YOU A F**K-WEED WHO IS FAT, A BRAINLESS GIT AND A COW-PAT!
			DAVID ELLEARY*** DAVID, DAVID ELLEARY! YOU`RE JUST A STICK OF CELLERY! YOU`RE BORING AND YOU DON`T SMELL GOOD, NO-ONE`S EATEN YOU BUT I WISH THEY WOULD, YOU HATE BIG DUNC AND SO I HATE YOU TOO!!!! DAVID, DAVID ELLEARY, WHY`D YOU SHOW HIM RED? WITH A STICK OF CELLERY, I`M GONNA HIT YOU ON THE HEAD! DAVID, DAVID ELLEARY! HE`S ONLY SEVENTEEN! DAVID, DAVID ELLEARY, YOU REALLY ARE A SWENE.
		SACK THE REFS!! *** CHORUS: SACK THE REFS! FIRE THE LOTS! `CEPT MR RENNIE, COZ HE`S REALLY HOT! THEY`VE BEEN REALLY CRAP, ALL SEASON THROUGH, TOO MANY SENDINGS OFF, AND PENALTIES TOO! VERSE 1: SACK THE ONE WHO GAVE UNSY RED, MR POLL, YOU JUST CAN`T BE RIGHT ON THE HEAD! MR, RILEY KINDLY GAVE SEVEN PENS, TO THE BOYS AT OLD TRAFFORD, HIS DEAREST FRIENDS! VERSE 2: MR WILEY IS A BIASED TWAT, DOESN`T LIKE BIG DUNC, WELL HE`LL PAY FOR THAT! MR HALSEY DOESN`T SEEM TO GET THE GAME, ALL HIS DECISIONS ARE REALLY LAME .
	*** I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGISE FOR THE EXTREMELY FORCED RHYMAGE IN THESE SONGS. SO, ERM, SORRY!