Hey Ruud (As in "Hey Jude) Hey Ruud, Don't be upset, You won't win here, We're gonna thrash you of course, If only you looked more like a man, Oh, Mr Van, You look like a horse! And any time we hear a "Neigh!" Hey Ruud, we'll say, "Here comes that ugly Man U player!" And don't you know it's not just you, It's Worm-head too! He makes your team a little gayer, Na na na na na, na na na na! © *Em*