The ammended which will win me nothing, but makes me laugh
	The original which almost won me £10,000
		It’s Wayne again! (As in “It’s raining men”) Gravesen’s running, Rooney’s in support, Ferguson wins it, The defender’s way too short! And today for the 3rd time, Just about half past three, With his first touch, Not a look up, Who else, but Wayne Rooney? It’s Wayne again! With a hat-trick, It’s Wayne again, Saying “Pick me Sven!” Short, Scouse, with ginger hair, All the ‘keeper does is stop and stare!!!! It’s Wayne again! (ad lib.   Repeat to fade…..) © *Em*
						It’s Wayne again! (As in “It’s raining men”) Van Nistelrooy's diving, Neville's on the floor, Ronaldo is crying, Coz Rooney's got his whore... And today for the last time, The ref has to stop it all, Coz Rooney, So ugly, Has just eaten the ball! It's Wayne again, with a pasty! It's Wayne again, and he's bumming Sven! Short, fat, he smells of shit, He looks like Shrek, What a tit!!!!! (ad lib.   Repeat to fade…..) © *Em* NB: The line "It's Wayne again! With a pasty" may be substituted for "It's Wayne again, With a granny."