1)Is Asuka a Gestapo officer?
She must be! She's a bitch and beats up poor Shinji all the time!
2)Is Asuka the lovechild of Adolf Hitler and Geri Halliwell?
It's very possible. Don't forget about test-tube babies!!
3)Was the famous Zepplin model airship named after Asuka?
OF COURSE IT WAS!!!! She's Hitler's daughter, ya know!!!
4)Is Asuka the reincarnation of Musseleni?
What do YOU think?!
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