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BOB's FUN Section
FUN SITE OF THE MONTH
Every Month BOB and DAN pick a FUN site of the Month. This Month's Fun site is " Krillin and Friends ". This site is run by our friend Callbretto. It's Awesome!!! Callbretto out-did himself on the Krillin Theatre section of this website. Callbretto uses action figures to make his comic strip series, Krillin Theatre. You've got to visit this website! It's got great information on DBZ toys and it is hilarious!!! Toonami Power is a Firm supporter of " Krillin and Friends ". Click the banner to enter the site.
You know you watch too much DBZ when..........
Click Here for an Interview with The Dark Warlords
Click Here for an Interview with Yajerobi from DBZ
Click Here for an Interview with Pantro of Thundercats
Click Here for a MAZE: Get Vegeta to the Dragonballs
Scroll down for an interview with VEGETA
Disclaimer:
Before we begin our interview with Vegeta, there are a few things that I would like to get straight. For those of you who don't know, this interview is taking place alot later on in the Dragonball Z series than what has been seen on Cartoon Network. Bulma is married to Vegeta and they have a son named Trunks. Weird huh? Well anyway, now this interview should be a little bit easier to understand.
This Interview is in no way a death threat on Kid Rock, Joe C, Limp Bizkit, or KORN. It is only intended to be childish amuzement. Please forgive our vulgarity.
BUT KORN, LIMPBIZKIT, and KID ROCK DID SELL- OUT!!!!!!!!!!
Enjoy the Interview.
THE DIARY OF A MADMAN an interview with Vegeta
It's a hot summer day and Vegeta has just finished his training session on a remote island. Since BOB is a good friend of Bulma's it was no problem tracking down Vegeta for the interview.
( Vegeta is packing up to leave when BOB taps him on the shoulder )
BOB: Hello! Vegeta?
Vegeta: Who are you?
BOB: I'm BOB from Toonami Power, the website that brings you the most Toonami information, links, and the latest Toonami News. We're the People's Toonami website.
Vegeta: Really? I'm a Big fan!!! I Love Toonami Power!!!
BOB: I'd like to do an interview with you Vegeta, to give the public some insight into what kind of person you really are.
Vegeta: Well I'm flattered. I'll gladly do the interview.
BOB: Vegeta, how would you describe yourself in a nutshell?
Vegeta: BOB, I'm a rage-aholic. Always have been, always will be.
BOB: Well, have you ever tried any of Stuart Smally 's 12 step programs for Rage-aholics?
Vegeta: No! Never! I should pile-drive you for asking such a question.
BOB: Sorry I even asked. Well, what kind of music do you enjoy listening to?
Vegeta: White Zombie, Slipknot , Dr Dre, Insane Clown Posse, Static-X, and Rage Against the Machine .
No wonder he's a Rage-aholic
BOB: AWESOME! So do I ! Now there's something we have in common!
Vegeta: I Destroy Sell-outs like KORN, Limpbizkit , and especially Kid Rock!!!
BOB: Really ?!?!? Someone blew up their Enormous mansions yesterday! I heard it on the News this morning. The reporters said that it might be a big publicity stunt .
Vegeta: Nah, it was all my work!
BOB: Prove it! The News report said that there were no bodies found.
Vegeta: That makes sense. They were probably disintegrated. But I did keep one souvineer.
Vegeta reaches into his backpack and pulls out something very startling
BOB: Good Lord! It's Joe C's Head !!!! ( joe c = Kid Rock's worthless midget sidekick )
BOB blows chunks all over Vegeta's Boots
Vegeta: What the F @ % # !!!! How dare you ralph on my boots!!!!!
BOB: At least I didn't whizz on them.
Vegeta: Point taken. But you're lucky I didn't send you to the next dimension! By the way, how did you find me here?
BOB: Well I' ve been friends with Bulma for a good many years. She told me where to find you.
Vegeta: What ?!?!? Have you been shagging my wife ?!?!?!?!?
BOB: No no, I'd never do that! Bulma and I have always just had a platonic relationship. We go way back . I met her at a Black Flag concert back in 89!
Aaaaaaaaahhhh. . . . . . . She was good, Real Good.
Vegeta: Good at what ?
BOB: Uuuuuuuuuuuhhh. . . . . . . . . At Cooking! Yeah that's it! Cooking! She's the best!
Vegeta: What are you talking about ? She couldn't even make a microwave buritto if she tried!
BOB: Umm, let's just change the subject . Well, how does it feel to be the 2nd strongest fighter in the Universe ? Oh wait , Gotenks is the 2nd strongest fighter in the universe. Well how does it feel to be the third strongest fighter. . . . no, I'm wrong again. Gohan is the third strongest . Well then how does it feel to be the 4th. . . . no, Broly is/was the 4th strongest fighter. So that makes you about the 5th strongest . Oh, and Majin Buu, he's stronger than you. I guess that makes you number. . . . . . . oh, how could I forget about Cell ? He kicked your butt!!! Oh yeah, and Sailor Moon, I' ve got a feeling that if you were ever to fight her she'd probably make you squeel. Well, at least you're somewhere in the Top 10 .
Vegeta: You're full of it! I could take on everyone of them with one hand tied behind my back!!! No Problem!!! Urgh! Uuurrrrrgh!!!!!!
BOB: Hehehehehehehe. I' ve heard things, Vegeta. When you were young, Guldo of the Ginyu Force used to make you cr y like a school girl !!!
Vegeta: Yeah, but later on in life I killed him!!!!
BOB: Only when he had his back turned!
Vegeta: Do you know who you are talking to?!?!? I am Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyans!!! I should Destroy you! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta's face turns Red with Embarrassment , then Purple, followed by a long series of constipated sounding, DBZ style grunts and a whirlwind of energy.
Then Vegeta Explodes.
His steeming boots are the only thing that remains of him.
While BOB is standing in awe, a hovering ship lands on the island.
Bulma steps out .
Bulma: Hi BOB! Where's Vegeta? I came to pick him up and take him back home.
BOB: Uhh, he had a little accident . You won't be seeing him for awhile. I hope you' ve been collecting Dragonballs.
Bulma: I'm not much of a dragonball collector anymore.
BOB: That's fine with me.
Bulma takes BOB home instead. They fly off into the Sunset .
We'll leave the rest to your imagination.
And now kids, what's the Moral to the story? Don't ever urinate on an angry Saiyan's boots, no matter what kind of peer pressure you're under.