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THE MIND OF EVIL
An
Interview with the Dark Warlords of The Dynasty
Caution:
What you are about to Read is Extremely funny
It's Dark and
Stormy. BOB is Standing in front of the Gates of the
palace of The
Dynasty. It took some major connections for BOB to get this
interview.
(
BOB knows Cale's Aunt Martha )
One of the Cronies
opens the Gate.
You May Enter!
BOB: Man,
this place gives me the creeps.
BOB walks through
the palace door and passes through some
dark corridors
as the Gaurd guides him.
Finally, they
enter a Dark room lit only by candle light.
SEKHMET:
Gaurds, Leave us.
BOB: Thanks
for allowing me to do this interview with you.
DAIS:
You are quite welcome.
BOB: The
Reason for this interview is to give the public some insight on
what the Dark Warlords are really like.
CALE:
I think that they all ready know what we're all about: Darkness !!!
SEKHMET:
Venom!!!
DAIS:
Illusion!!!
BOB: Whoa.
Where's Talpa anyway ???
SEKHMET:
He's out golfing with Mumm-Ra.
BOB: Interesting.
The Fans want to know about your sensitive side.
SEKHMET:
What sensative side?!?!?
CALE:
For Pete Sake, we're the Dark Warlords!
DAIS:
Well, besides whreaking havoc and terrorizing innocent people, I
enjoy
making balloon animals and taking them to sick children.
I also Enjoy writing Haiku poetry.
They all Look
at Dais.
Huh!?!?!
BOB: Now
there's a Revelation! Anyone Else???
CALE:
Ever since Anubis has been gone, I' ve just Lost it!
SEKHMET:
I' ve felt the same way, but I was afraid that if I told you guys you would
ridicule me.
CALE:
Never. Anubis was like a Big Brother to us all.
BOB: I
feel your pain.
DAIS:
I don't think I have it in me to be Evil Anymore.
This Eye-Patch isn't even Real!!!!!
SEKHMET:
All I ever wanted was to get married, settle down, and raise my own
little
Demon Horde!!!!!
CALE:
My Daddy never hugged me when I was a child !
SEKHMET:
Talpa became our Daddy.
DAIS:
All I ever wanted to do was please Talpa!!! But whatever I did was
never good
enough for him!!!
Whaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
They all Breakout
into Tears. Including BOB.
While they
are sobbing, Talpa enters the room and sets down his golf clubs.
TALPA:
What's going on here? I leave for 2 hours and when I come back you're
all having group therapy!!!
Sekhmet steps
forward and speaks Boldly.
SEKHMET:
Talpa, there's something I' ve been wanting to tell you.
I love you.
TALPA:
You don't know how long I' ve been waiting to hear that .
I know that I wasn't the Father that I should' ve been through
all of those tough Teenage years. Can you ever Forgive me?
DAIS:
I think it's time to bury all of those painful memories.
CALE:
I Love You Dad!
TALPA:
I Love You Son!
Then they all
have a Group Hug, and a Big Cr y.
THE END
More Hilarious Interviews
and Fun Stuff
to Come
very soon.
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