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An Interview
with Yajerobi
It's Right after
Yajerobi's afternoon Tae-Bo class with Billy Blanks Himself.
BOB pulls up
to the Dojo in his 1972 Pontiac GTO.
BOB: Hi
Yajerobi! I'm BOB from Toonami Power, the website that gives you
the
most Toonami information on the Inter- . . . . . . . . .
Yajerobi:
Yes yes, that's all I ever hear about! Toonami Power this, Toonami
Power
that! It must be the most Popular thing on the Internet!
That's Right
Yajerobi.
BOB: Yajerobi,
are you a Samurai ?
Yajerobi:
Of Course I am.
BOB: Who
trained you?
Yajerobi:
What are you talking about ? I practically invented the art of Bushido!
BOB: But
I thougt Master Roshi Trained you.
Yajerobi:
Nah! He's just the guy who beat some sense into me.
BOB: He
Obviously didn't do the job.
Yajerobi:
Do you wanna Test my Skills ?!?!?!?
BOB: Not
at the Moment . We'll get into that later, but for now, let's just
continue
the inter view.
Billy Blanks
Busts Into the room!
Billy Blanks:
Ummmm, Ummmmmmm, Ummmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!
This Subway Combo is Mighty Good!!!!!
A sandwich, a drink, and a bag of chips!
Just 3 grams of fat! All for just 3.99!!!
Come on down to Subway and get your combo toda- - . . . . . . .
BOB:
S H U T U P !!!!!!!
Billy Blanks
Leaves the Room in shame.
Yajerobi:
Did I mention that I was the Guy who Defeated Frieza ?!?!?!??
BOB: I
know for a fact that Trunks Defeated Frieza.
Cut him right in half.
Yajerobi:
Media Propaganda!!!
BOB: (
BOB speaks with much Sarcasm in his Voice. ) Then
how did you Defeat him?
Yajerobi:
Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh. . . . . . . . Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh.
. . . . . . . . . . . .
I GAVE HIM ONE SWIFT KICK TO THE CHIN WITH MY SWEET BOOT!!!!!!
IT DESTROYED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOB: Lies!
Yajerobi:
And now, for all of my adoring fans, I'd like to anounce my engagement
to Bulma Briefs.
BOB: Horse
Crap!!! I'm good friends with Bulma and I know that the only thing
she
would engage you in would be Hand - to - Hand Combat!!!
THEMS FIGHTIN WORDS WHERE I COME FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A FIGHT BREAKS
LOOSE BETWEEN THE 2 SUPER POWERS.
Yajerobi:
Ahhh! Eeeeh! Ooooooh! Ahhhhhhh!
BOB: Squeel
Boy! Squeel!!!! Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!
And then BOB
puts him in a Submission Hold. (
The Sharpshooter )
BOB: Who's
your Daddy ?!?!?!?!??? Who's your Daddy ?!?!?!?!???
Yajerobi:
You Are!!!!!!! You Are!!!!!!!!!
BOB: Now
take back all that Nonsense!!!!!!
Yajerobi:
I take it back!!!!!! I take it back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOB: What's
that Smell ?
Yajerobi Looks
at BOB in a very strange manner.
BOB: Good
Grief Man! Change your Pants!
Yajerobi Goes
to Change his Pants.
THE END
The Purpose
of this Interview was for Toonami Fans to
get to know
Yajerobi, a non-popular character from the
Dragonball
Z series.
I think he's
shown his true Colors, somewhere between
Yellow and
Brown.
Now that you've
gotten to know him, you probably
wish you hadn't.
More Hilarious
Interviews and Fun Stuff
to Come very
soon.
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