Ok - Let's hear your best ideas of 'What you would never hear Ardeth Bay say. funny, serious, sarcastic, whatever. Send 'em in and I'll post them. ['Stuff You'd Never Hear . . .', pg. 1] [What's New] [Articles] [Pictures] [Fan Musings Main] [Biography] [Filmography] [Webrings] [Links] [Trivia] [Home] [Email Me!] (singing) "I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried!" (Ardeth just said to Rick Imhotep is alive again) "Oh, by the way, you do know I quit the WHOLE buisness... right!!?" "Groovy horse!" " Oh Peace Baby!!" Lizra H. Johnathan: 'I hate to point fingers, but isn't it your job to make sure that doesn't happen?' Ardeth: 'No shit, Sherlock.' Rick: 'Keep digging Watson.' Ardeth: 'How deep?' by C and O "We're not in Kansas anymore!" CORNIGE2 "Okay, Rick, you go play with the nice Scorpian, and I'll go feed the Army of Anubus. They're such cute little dogs don't cha think?" Ardeth: "Okay Johnathan, here's a gun. Now, when you fire, make sure the end of the barrel is pointed towards you..." Evy: "Ardeth!" Rick: "Sounds good to me" Alex: *To Pigmy* "I wonder if we could shrink his head..." ~BejiTD~ "Damn, these robes chafe!" "Hey wait for me... I can't run in these high heels!" "Black is SO last year, reckon there's a Gucci outlet rounds here?" "Don't leave me by myself, I'm scared!!!" "When this is over, I'm gonna need some serious therapy...." "Hey lighten up... try to look on the bright side!" "Do you guys know where i can get those icle packets of gum with the tattoos in them?? I Could use some new tattoos..... " "Aaaaahhhhh hell I snapped a nail, anyone got a file????" "Zippedy doo dah, Zippedy-ay I've got a wonderful feeling everything's coming my way..." (in a whiny voice) "I don't wanna go in there... it looks all dark.... and scary..." "Screw fighting the forces of darkness.... anyone want to play strip poker???" (Webmistress Topazskye syas "YES!!!") (On overhearing a convo between Evie and Rick....) "What's underwear????" (TMR/ZORRO crossover) Jonathon to Ardeth indicating his sword.... "you any good with that?" Ardeth... "Yeah... the pointy end goes in the other guy right.... right????" ~Kayla~ In TMR, fighing next to Evie in the library . . . Stops, sheaths his scimitar, examines his hand . . . "Damn! I broke a nail!" "Hey, Rick, why don't you leave the hen at home and come cruisin' with me and Imhotep?" "I'm trading in my scimitar for a Ginsu! Those babies cut through tin!!" ~Donovan's Lady~ (to Alex) "You want to hear a bedtime story? I think Evy has a big black book around here somewhere . . ." "Yeah baby!" "Does this make me look fat?" (singing) "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!" (from starwars ep.#1) "Mesa ardeth bay! mesa love yous!" "Ok! who took my lace underwear!" ~Sherry S.~ "I like Imhotep, don't pay him out!!! He's one of my BEST buds! Seriously, he's a great guy when you get to know him!" "Buggar!" Rick: "You alright?" Ardeth: "That was my first bus ride!" Ardeth looks down and dusts himself off. He also examines his wounds and his slashed up robes. He curses loudly in Arabic and says with a miserable look on his face. "Oh Allah, screw the Creature, my WIFE is going to KILL me!!!!" Ardeth and Lock Nah have a cat fight in Ahm Shere. "You total loser!! You like, killed my Horus! Great ensemble BTW you cow!" Ardeth lunges at Lock Nah and tries to pull his hair. Ardeth to his new messenger falcon: "I'm going to call you Bubbles!" Ardeth in Antarctica: "It's fricken freezing!!!!!!!!!!!!" ~Summer~ *~ singing and dancing~* "I'm a slave for you, I can not deny it, I cannot control it..." (For those of you who know Britney Spears new song....) (If you haven't seen Scary Movie, you wont get it.) *comes out draging vacum cleaner* "I told you not to bother me while im cleaning my room!" Wazzup? ~Mandi~ Hey let go of my ego!! (For all those who have seen the Britney Spears Pepsi comercial, the part with Bob Dole and the dog) "Woah, down boy!" "Wazzzzzup?" "Whats up doc?" (Turning to the other Med-Jai when the army returns for the second time in the desert) "Screw this!! Anyone up for becoming a gigolo? I hear they make good money, and the health plan........" ~Ali~ Imhotep, honey, come back to bed . . . You're telling me that all this time you've just been making A MOVIE!? Screw this, I need a new agent. By doing this your son has started a chain reaction of . . . Dammit, I forgot the whole spiel! *singing* I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt . . . ~ Written by Walks-the-Umbra ~ ['Stuff You'd Never Hear . . .', pg. 1] [What's New] [Articles] [Pictures] [Fan Musings Main] [Biography] [Filmography] [Webrings] [Links] [Trivia] [Home] [Email Me!]