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Extended AIM Profile

This is basically a really big profile.  Why?  Well, two reasons : 1) AIM Profiles never give you enough space to say what you want most of the time 2) I got really bored one day, figured why not?

October 22, 2001


"What does it take to be number one? Two is not a winner, and Three nobody remembers..." - Nelly


Ya know, over the last few weeks, I've seen lots of folks "settle."  As in they don't go for better, they go for what happens to come around.  Faking happiness.  Its sad.  Nothing worse is looking at a man who settled.  But hey, whatever floats their boat….


Ever think where you'll be in a decade.  What could happen in ten years time?  What roads get blocked off, what detours do you have to take?  And in the end, will you have settled?  What do you wanna be doing when you're 28?


"Trust in my self-righteous suicide..." - System of a Down


Am I the only one who's forgotten that America is fighting a war?  I think if it wasn't for the fact I get a TIME magazine that reminds me, I wouldn't even know what's going on.  No one talk about it anymore or anything.


Which is worse?  Associating people w/ songs/music or certain events w/ songs/music?  I mean, this can be a great thing that helps preserve memories from time long past….but this can also be one of the worse things to ever do.  My WinAMP list has suffered many a' casualties because of this.  Its odd how you go from listening to a song almost everyday to jumping on the skip button as soon as you recognize the first note.


"I'm so sick and tired of bein' admired, That I wish that I would just die or get fired…" - Eminem


You'll be surprised at what you find when you crack open the shell….


The formula they don't teach you in Accounting 201 :

Friend's Birthday + Homecoming = Negative Cash Flow.  :-)  I think I've spent 3x the amount that I had spent the whole year in just two days.


Overall, I'm not too fond of Greek Life and whatnot.  I just don't dig the whole "rent-a-friend" thing.  While it is possible to find great people who happen to be in sororities/fraternities, its even easier to find bitches/assholes in it.  Nothing pisses me off more than people who whine and bitch about stuff….'cept people who whine and bitch about stuff, but happen to be SPOILED ROTTEN.


Lately walking around Clemson has become like walking through an episode of "Wild Kingdom."  Its like a zoo.  I've seen lemurs, raccoons, otters, skunks, and the KING of colleges around the country, the all mighty squirrel.  I don't care who you are and where you go to school, you don't fuck w/ squirrels.  Not only will they attack you by themselves, they'll get all those other animals to hunt your ass down too.  Well, at least we don't have any bears...yet



Guy Mode On


Quote of the Month

"God Bless You" - Anna Malle.  Now, I know this is something normal...but if you know of the person is who said this, you can probably figure out where I've been lately.  That's where the absurdity comes in at.


Hooters is the greatest restaurant on the face of the planet.  I mean where else can you eat greasy ass fried chicken, gawk at your waitress and her excellent "personality", AND win free NFL Tickets.  I  <3  Hooters.


I can't say I've ever been beat up by a woman before...until now.  You ever have a cut black chick throw body blows into your shoulders?  I have...can't say it was fun.  Funny maybe...but not fun.


"Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls….Girls I do adore" - Jay-Z


Ya know, life is extremely simple when you don't have any females around.  There's nothing to worry about.  Nothing's taboo, you don't have to worry about anyone crying, and you don't have to worry about saying something that would hurt someone's feelings.  I would say everyone should be guys, but penises just don't turn me on…..


"When I wave the white flag, there is no turning back….my mind has been made up" - Terence P.


"The Fight Is All" - Ryu


Just when it was good to be a Clemson fan, UNC comes into Death Valley and smokes us like a pack

of Phillies.  That was rough watching.  For all sakes and purposes we're out of the ACC race.  No

biggie, there's always next year.  Until then, they're still my team.   Now the (Carolina) Panthers on the

other hand are a different story.  I don't know what's going on in Charlotte.  They can keep close, but

they can't ever put it away.  But that's cool...cause they're my team.  Win some, lose some.  One year

your in the BCS or NFC title game, the next year you're at the bottom at the conference looking up. 

Oh well…


Side Note : Did anyone else notice (or care for that matter) about the Vancouver Grizzlies moving to

Memphis?  I totally missed that one….


Alexandra : Next time I go, I promise I'll bring you :-)

Arianna : So ya want a pinga huh?  Odd little child.

Ashleigh : And once again you wake me up from a nap.  I swear you have radar.  :-)

Danielle : I'm glad someone got some amusement out of my weekend...I sure didn't :-P

Deborah : I am sooo glad you're doing better.  And the world smiles once again :-)  I know I am.

Zannetta : If you read this, no tellin' momma :-)

Cobby : Ya know, you should just move up here.  You stay up here almost as much as I do.

Denny : Bet you'll be around next time I call….

Karell : Good job on the play.  I know you handled your business.

Liam : 10/19-21/2001 : Best ever.   Made out like bandits.  Word….

Mike : Mike = Needs Practice in Street Fighter...you can't handle me

Phil : I hope you enjoyed your birthday weekend...I sure did :-)

Tristan : Thanks for the FSU Ticket (and the car) and its okay to look…long as you hold back on the touching.

Email : topolk@yahoo.com  AIM Screen Name : TOPolk  Http://www.clemson.edu/~pterenc

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