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A Product of TOPolk Productions |
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"Because I'm That Damn Good" |
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Extended AIM Profile |
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This is basically a really big profile. Why? Well, two reasons : 1) AIM Profiles never give you enough space to say what you want most of the time 2) I got really bored one day, figured why not? |
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August 23, 2001 "All the things you said to me today, changed my perspective in everyway." - The Cranberries It's good to be back. Some things have changed. Some things haven't. Sophomore year seems like a movie sequel where the whole cast doesn't return, but you have expectations for it to be as good if not better than the first. "I wanna be the minority. I don't need your authority. Down with the moral majority, cause I wanna be the minority." - Green Day Well, its great to be back...minus everyone trying to be different, yet going out of their way to look exactly the same. It's sickening. If I see one more white girl in the halter/tank top and khaki shorts combo I'm gonna scream. If its not the halter/tank top it's the Sorority Letter shirts w/ the colored collar and sleeves. The same goes for all the white guys in the khaki shorts w/ the Yellow or Orange American Eagle shirts. I know we guys don't have the most diverse wardrobe on the planet, but damn. Notice how I left all the black folks out? It's cause I go to Clemson. First of all, there's only about 27 of us, so we can't afford to look exactly the same. Secondly, we may dress in the same "style" per say, but we don't go shopping at the same store with 25 of our best buddies at the same store picking out the same clothes. Another fashion issue that irks me... People who buy the clothes that look like they've been worn and played in and whatnot. That's just damn lazy. I mean if you really want that ragged worn look, I've got about 8 or so Gold Card shirts from high school that I'd be willing to part with. The major difference between college and summer: Your folks. I swear, my parents go from being super strict (moms) and rather ho hum (pops) to the two NICEST sugary sweet people you ever wanna meet. It completely blows my mind. My mom called a few mins ago and was like, "Well I can trust you. You don't abuse the privileges I give you. Just use your credit card if you need too." Now this is the same woman who bitched at me when I came in late from going to Columbia, went to Sonic after work one night w/o asking, bought clothes with MY own money, etc., etc. I think I missed something here. My dad's still the same. He's just even nicer now. Which rocks :-) Well since I gave my mom a hard time just now, I got to give her props. She had an awesome summer. She had 3 jobs in the span of like 2 months. She went from being a lead teacher, to Curriculum Coordinator, to Head Math Consultant at the District Office. Way to go moms :-) (Why I gave my mom props, I dunno. I'm pretty certain she doesn't read this. Which is a good thing. I'm sure she doesn't dig me swearin' like a sailor and usin' all types of bad grammar…) Freshman have to be the most lost people on the face of the planet. You can spot them out from a mile away. Which makes me wonder...were we that sad looking last year? :-/ K, enough college stuff for the time being. Time to let the true geek that I am out. Anyways, Nintendo had their big SpaceWorld 2001 show this week. Some points of interest: New Wave Race stuff, Zelda 2002 is gonna be an interactive cartoon, Soul Calibur 2, and a US Delay of the GameCube. Reason for the delay, more system launch colors. K, fine. Figured Purple, Black, and Silver would be cool. But when I find out Silver was actually gonna be "Spice Orange." I was like who the fuck came up with Spice Orange?! Orange is an ugly ass color. Then I remembered something...I go to Clemson. Orange reeks of awesomeness!! I'll be first in line for a Spicy Orange GameCube. ;-) Geek Mode On : Ya know, I'm diggin' the WWF right now, but they need to unify or just throw away some of those titles. I mean is it necessary to have the WWF World/Intercontinental/Tag Team/Light-Heavyweight/European/Hardcore/Women's Championships along with the WCW World/United States/Tag Team/Cruiserweight Belts? I mean come on, are 11 titles really necessary? That's an ass of belts floating around one company. Ya know, I noticed something. There is a part of your brain that is opposite to whatever hand you right with (so if you're a lefty, its on the right side) that's right above your ear. Now most girls don't have this, but ALL us of guys have this piece of the brain. This little "chunk" is the part of your brain that allows us to remember the "Konami Code," make up endless imaginary battles with our TransFormers toys, and run around like little retards on crack. Bad thing about his part of the brain, is that unlike the rest of the brain it shrinks as we get older. Thus the Konami code gets confused w/ the Capcom code, creativity comes in bursts (ever wonder why writing English papers seem to take longer now than they did when you were younger?) and we're always tired. The only function for this part of the brain after the age of 16 is to tell us when to take naps. And they usually fall in the middle of the day. There is one exemption to the rule though : Super Mario Bros. Every warp, every trick (Mario Running Man), every secret, every melody comes to mind like we're still 6 yr olds with nothing better to do. Hottest Chick in the World : Julia Stiles. That little wink she does at the end of the "O" trailer….OH...MY...GAWD!!! Right now, life seems really "clean." Only thing I have to worry about is school, and just school. It's a good feeling. I don't have to worry about my friends (well, I do, but no one's having any problems right now), money, any women and their multiple problems, having a job or anything. My biggest concern at the moment is making sure I don't wake up late enough to miss the CATbus to class. I'm sorry, but walking 20 mins just to get to ONE class is not my cup of tea. After being spoiled last year and having all my classes two mins from my door, I just can't take this. If I was at Lakewood, I could get to school and still have 5 mins to goof off in the time it takes me just to get to Econ in the morning. I can't complain though. I only have 1 class on Wednesday and Fridays. Quit hatin', ya'll know ya'll want it too :-) |
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Liam : HAVE YU CEEN MY BASEBAWL?!? Mike : You're just as retarded as Liam, so don't laugh :-) Phil : Swimming in the lake at 3am is not a good idea. Just thought I'd share :-) Tristan : Me and you should form a Moto X Tag Team. You do the work, I do the commentary :-) Tiger Cubs / Former Gators : Good Luck ;-) |
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Hola peoples. Anyways, I'd like to introduce most of ya'll to Cecil. He's white, but don't let him fool you. :-) Anyways, this is his little spin on various things. I dunno. My EAP was done waaay long before his commentary. Hence, the dates. Anyways, here's Cecil. Laters. CLICK HERE |
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Arianna : Thanks for letting me "borrow" your away message :-) Ashleigh : I swear, you must have radar that can detect when I am taking a nap. Alexandra : You behave yourself down at USC. And keep your room clean. Please? :-) Brandy : Thanks for NOT helping me pack. :-P Danielle : Thanks for getting a profile. Took ya long enough. ;-) Erin : See you decided to join us in Current History. This class should be interesting. Rebecca : I made it a point to bring your HBK with me to school. Sarah : One of these days, I'll meet you at Harcombe for breakfast. Just gimme a few days to get used to this whole early morning thing. 7:30am for some eggs is rough… Tonya : How about behave yourself? :-) Bradley : Good luck man. Remember, if you don't get an A, I get to smack you. I got a fist full of silver dollars ready to go… Cobby : Alcohol = Bad. Quit getting drunk. Denny : Please don't fart at night. I know you haven't yet, but I'm just saying. My bed is underneath yours. I don't wanna die. Gerren : I've got no qualms with you. Very easy to deal with person. Keep it up. I hate your roomie though…. ;-) |