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The 2008 season ends in humiliation, AGAIN.

who are these mysterious menABOUT THE BLUE JAYS

do you believe in miracles?2000 CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON

best Blue Jays hitter? see batting avgs,runs,hits,rbiSTATS

The ChampsTEAM PHOTOS

frequently asked questions  FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

famous quotes by the BluejaysQUOTES

who has donned the Blue Jays uniformHALL OF SHAME

how to contact the Blue JaysCONTACT US

see other Bluejays favoritesLINKS

where's the next post-game party?EVENTS AND SCHEDULES

The top-seeded Blue Jays were beaten, 11-10, in the first round of the playoffs by the bottom-seeded, winless Red Sox. This was a humbling moment for the once proud Blue Jays. 2008 saw a change in management that was supposed to bring hope to the Bluejays championship chances. Instead, the Bluejays suffered their worst ever defeat. "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss". What happened? Read more about 2008 here. On this website you will find everything you never wanted to know about the Topsfield Blue Jays slow-pitch softball team. Get the latest information on embarrassing incidents, debilitating injuries, whereabouts of parties, and recaps and summaries of games, including bonehead base running and fielding miscues.

A befuddled, beleaugered Bluejay

This site is purely for the amusement, enjoyment and entertainment of members of the Blue Jays softball team, their families, friends, and fans (if any).

All of the people, places, stories and events depicted on this site are real. We didn't make up this stuff. Any resemblance to fictional characters is purely coincidental.

Norm's Little League glove

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Previously Released Articles

The 2008 season disaster.

Bluejays win 2004 championship.

Blue Jays Prepare to Defend Championship

Winter Meetings Scheduled

Blue Jays Off To Spectacular 3-6 Start

Blue Jays Make Playoffs

2003 Game Results





















Blue Jays Make Playoffs For 15th Consecutive Year

The Blue Jays squeaked into the playoffs with a seventh place finish and a 4-7 regular season record. This compared to a 5-5 record last year. Their playoff hopes were preserved when the last game was rained out. The Pirates, who finshed eighth (and last) also made the playoffs and claimed the Blue Jays were lucky. "They wanted the game to be canceled" said the Pirates manager. "They only have two pitchers and they need the extra week's rest going into the playoffs". A veteran Boston Globe sportswriter had observed this many years ago when he covered the Blue Jays. At that time, he coined the legendary sports adage "Ron and Norm, and pray for a storm".

The Blue Jays gathered at the field as the rains came and were clearly disappointed when the game was called. They immediately left for Dan F's house and the post rain-out party. All of the players were surprised to discover that Dan actually lived in Topsfield and not in a cave in the Bradley Palmer woods. The Blue Jays discussed deep philosophical and political issues. Richie S asked the probing question "What came first? The chicken or the egg?" Unfortunately, Peter B was not there to answer. Later, Dan F lead a seminar on the topic of low income housing in Topsfield.

The Blue Jays open the playoffs against the perennial powerhouse Clouters. The Blue Jays will follow their traditional strategy of playing tough defense, while on offense they will "take two and hit to right".

The injury prone Blue Jays are in relatively good health with only a myriad of pulled hamstrings, torn calf muscles, rotator cuff problems, bruised knees, and sprained ankles. Good Luck Blue Jays. Win another one for Peter H, last year's rookie of the year who was barely missed.

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Blue Jays Open Defense Of Their Trophy

The Blue Jays started the 2001 season with two victories, only to drop the next four. They bounced back with a win to bring their record to 3-4 and promptly lossed the next three games for a 3-7 record through ten games. This compares to a 5-5 record in their 2000 championship season.

Spirits are high and optimism pervades this confident (but not cocky) team.

Managers Jim Mc and Bob H drilled the Blue Jays hard during spring training, stressing fundamentals and unusual game situations. The latter always seem to haunt the Blue Jays at critical junctures of the season.

The Blue Jays reported in mid-season form, able to handle multiple draughts and use either hand to call the bartender.

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Heart Breaking Finish to 2003 Season. Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda Won If ...

Game 1- Blue Jays 15 Red Sox 1 Record 1-0

Game 2- Blue Jays 14 Clouters 3 Record 2-0

Game 3- Blue Jays 11 Senators 5 Record 3-0

Game 4- Blue Jays 18 Yankees 11 Record 4-0

Game 5- Tigers 18 Blue Jays 16 Record 4-1

Game 6- Blue Jays 23 Indians 3 Record 5-1

Game 7- Pirates 18 Blue Jays 1 Record 5-2

Game 8- Blue Jays 9 Red Sox 4 Record 6-2

Game 9- Blue Jays 13 Clouters 6 Record 7-2

Game 10-Senators 13 Blue Jays 12 Record 7-3

Game 11-Yankees 15 Blue Jays 7 Record 7-4

Game 12-Tigers 15 Blue Jays 8 Record 7-5

Game 13-Blue Jays 14 Tigers 4 Record 8-5

Game 14-Pirates 7 Blue Jays 6 Record 8-6

Game highlights to follow. Check back with us

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The Blue Jays did it!!! 2004 Champs. See below for results of games 13, 14 and 15. "Three Games To Glory".

Game 1- Blue Jays 15 Tigers 4 Record 1-0

Game 2- Blue Jays 9 Indians 0 Record 2-0

Game 3- Pirates 16 Blue Jays 11 Record 2-1

Game 4- Clouters 12 Blue Jays 5 Record 2-2

Game 5- Senators 18 Blue Jays 17 Record 2-3

Game 6- Blue Jays 17 Red Sox 10 Record 3-3

Game 7- Blue Jays 14 Yankees 13 Record 4-3

Game 8- Blue Jays 14 Tigers 13 Record 5-3

Game 9- Blue Jays 19 Indians 13 Record 6-3

Game 10-Pirates 24 Blue Jays 13 Record 6-4

Game 11-Clouters 18 Blue Jays 5 Record 6-5

Game 12-Senators 16 Blue Jays 11 Record 6-6

Game 13-Blue Jays 20 Yankees 11 Record 7-6

Game 14-Blue Jays 20 Pirates 3 Record 8-6

Game 15-Blue Jays 10 Senators 9 Record 9-6

Game highlights to follow. Check back with us

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Blue Jays To Defend Their Trophy With Zeal

At the Holiday Party held at the Four66 in December, the champs vowed to staunchly protect and defend their hard-won championship. It was a festive gathering in which the Blue Jays relived the 2000 championship season and embellished still further their accomplishment.

In other developments during the off-season, the proposal to play winter indoor softball was soundly rejected after a nasty exchange of emails amongst team members. Are the Blue Jays taking themselves a bit too seriously. Or is it that they need the practice?

News that co-rookie of the year, Peter Halsey, would be leaving the Blue Jays to play for another team in Rhode Island was not taken well. A true Blue Jay would commute to games from wherever he lived. Peter sent out a soppy email thanking the Blue Jays for giving him the happiest summer of his life by letting him play with them. In late October Peter had lamely attempted to ingratiate himself with the Blue Jays by throwing a great Halloween costume party. None of this worked on the callous Blue Jays who responded by refusing to invite Peter to the annual winter meeting.

The Blue Jays were well represented at the 20th Topsfield Fall Foliage Classic Five Mile Road race. Bill S (Stewie), Chris D, Jim Mc, Chris P(owers), Kevin T, Norm L and alumni Chris P(lunkett) all finished with their personal best as the rest of the Blue Jays stood on the curb yelling obscenities at the runners when they passed by. Several Blue Jays wore their old light blue shirts and brought the crowd to its feet when they finally crossed the finish line. Stewie threw his second annual post-race keg party and foodfest for the dehydrated Blue Jays. It was well attended by many Topsfield families and the Blue Jays were constantly hounded for autographs by the kids, As usual, the Blue Jays were gracious and generous with their signings by only charging one dollar.

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Blue Jays Kickoff Season with Winter Meeting

The Winter Meeting is scheduled for 6:00 pm on Thursday, 15 Feb at the Four66.

Agenda:

1. Injury Report - Asst Manager Bob H will review all off-season injuries suffered by the Blue Jays over the winter.e.g. strained backs from shoveling snow, slips and falls on ice, etc.

2. Batting Clinic - Chuck S will give tips on what he learned at his daily batting lesson at Strike One.

3. Base Running Clinic - Ron F will share highlights of his 2000 season hamstring pulls while baserunning.

4. Infield Clinic - Chris D will tell anecdotes about his prowess as the best Blue Jays glove man. He will elucidate on how he positions his feet and bends his knees to let groundballs to go through his legs.

5. Outfield Clinic - Rob S will enlighten his teammates on which base to throw to after dropping a fly ball with the bases loaded allowing the game-ending winning run to score.

6. Pitching Clinic - Jim (Pedro) Mc will explain how he maintains pinpoint control on the location of his pitches while intentionally walking a batter.

7. Catching Clinic - Each individual Blue Jay will describe in turn how he drops foul tips/popups, cuts down base stealing attempts, and throws the ball into centerfield while returning it to the pitcher.

8. Beer Drinking Clinic - Buddy T will offer secrets on how to increase consumption at postgame parties without becoming inebriated.

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Blue Jays 2008 season disaster

The 2008 regular season witnessed the Bluejays at their best, going 11-1 with only a last inning defeat to blemish their record

The playoffs could not have been more different. The Bluejays were the No. 1 seed and drew the No. 8 (last) seed, the Red Sox, who had a record of 0-11. These bunch of bums hadn't won a game all year and were soundly beaten twice by the Jays.

The Bluejays suspected that the Red Sox were using illegal players (not immigrants) when they showed up with several (at least 4) players the Blue Jays had not seen in the regular season games. This affected the Bluejays psyche as they would never do this themselves. The mere thought that another team would resort to cheating was distracting to the Bluejays mental approach to this first playoff game.

The Bluejays did not complain, being the sportmen that they are, and having wimpy management that would not stand up for the players. However, the integrity of the league and some teams in the league was questioned by another team beaten in the playoffs. The Bluejays pounced on this as confirmation of their suspicion and , more conveniently, the reason for their defeat.

The Bluejays players quickly recovered their spirits at the post-game, year-end, and Holiday parties (do they ever stop?). The team looked forward to 2009 but the new management said heads would roll and a younger Bluejay team would emerge. Will the continuing conflicts between players and new management carryover to next year? Stay tuned to the melodramatic exploits of your favorite softball team by frequent visits to this website.

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