I believe

• That all peoples are created equal, with the exception of Enemies of Tom members, who have that extra special something that makes them get under Tom's skin just a bit better than the rest. And that means me!

I pledge

• That I will listen to The Best Show on WFMU each and every week -- skeptically waiting to see if Tom can Manage To Bring It.
• That Tom Scharpling is my sworn nemesis.
• That I will do my best to promote my 72 disc box set, mp3 web site, upcoming movie, band, book, or invention on the program.
• That I am skeptical about everything that Tom says or tells me to do, and that he needs to clean out his ears, son!