Jackie's Strength
A Bouvier till her wedding day
Shots rang out, the police came
Mama layed me on the front lawn and prayed for Jackie's Strength
Feeling old by 21, never thought my day would come
My bridesmaids getting laid, I pray for Jackie's Strength
Make me laugh, say you know what you want
You said we were the real thing, so I show you some more and I learn
What black magic can do, make me laugh
Say you know what you want, you said we were the real thing
So I show you some more and I learn what black magic can do
Make me laugh, say you know you can turn me into the real thing
So I show you some more and I learn
Stickers licked on lunch boxes worshipping David Cassidy
Yeah, I mooned him once on Donna's box, she's still in recovery
Sleepovers, Beene's got some pot - You're only popular with anorexia
So I turn myself inside out, in hope someone will see me
Make me laugh, say you know what you want
You said were were the real thing, so I show you some more and I learn
What black magic can do ... Make me laugh, say you know you can turn me
Into the real thing, so I show you some more and I learn
I got lost on my wedding day, typical, the police came
But virgins always get backstage no matter what they've got to say
If you love enough, you'll lie a lot - Guess they did in Camelot
Mama's waiting on my front lawn...
I pray, I pray, I pray for Jackie's Strength