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This product is provided without warranty of any kind as to reliability, accuracy, existence or otherwise or fitness for any particular purpose and Toys for Tarts, and it's holding company, Raven's Eye Skinwerks Ltd., specifically does not warrant, guarantee, imply or make any representations as to its merchantability for any particular purpose and furthermore shall have no liability for or responsibility to you or any other person, entity, or diety with respect to any loss or damage whatsoever caused by this device or object or by any attempts to destroy it by hammering it against a wall, or dropping it into a deep well, or any other means whatsoever and moreover asserts that you indicate your acceptance of this agreement or any other agreement that may be substituted at any time by coming within five miles of the product or by observing it through large telescopes or by any other means because you are such an easily led moron who will happily accept arrogant and unilateral conditions on a piece of highly priced art that you would not dream of accepting on a bag of dog biscuits and is used solely at your own risk. |
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Warranty not applicable if said product is sold, hired, transfered, gifted, or stolen unless in original packaging and all extraneous materials which by then you will have thrown away, and part two of the original warranty card which you have lost has been filled in and sent back to Toys for Tarts and quoting the invoice number which you did not in fact make a note of. |
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