Elder Chris
From: "chris ndag" <goodhome@mail8.com>  
To: goodhome@mail8.com
Subject: Hi pastor
Date: Sun, 04 Apr 2004 02:20:48 GMT


Dear Pastor,
May the blessings of our lord Jesus always be with you,how are you today?yes,i am elder chris of the church of God ministry,the founder of the home for the Needy in Nigeria which was set up on the 3rd of may 2001 as my little contribution to humanity.
It was set up as a result of the hardship in my country which make most children,aged men and women sleeping outside,with out a shetter over their heads,the most pressing problem that they are having is feeding.Ater seeing the situation i became very sad and decided that my unccompleted building should be used as their place of sleeping and ever since then i have been taking care of them single handedly,because of the present serious econimic predicaments,their number sky rocketed.It is now very difficult for me to bear alone.
The worst part of it is that our kids three are kiddney problems,some men and women are having stroke,it is now too much for me to handle .I have tried government and some companies although they are willing to assist but the bad econimy made it impossible.
Please pastor,this is the reason why i decided to inform you,we need financial support from you to enable us carry out their treatment ,always remember a stich in time save alot and also remember that a giver never lack,the hand of a giver is always up.As you give the heavenly father from His throne of grace shall always bless you in a more special way.No matter how small we will appriciate.
You are blessed
From Elder Chris

This guy sounded like the stupidist guy in Nigeria so I thought he would be an easy target...


Date: Sun, 4 Apr 2004 19:17:56 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>  
Subject: Re: Hi pastor
To: "chris ndag" <goodhome@mail8.com>


Dear Elder Chris,

My name is Father Chewbacca from the Church of Modern Robotic Dancers.

Your story made me touch myself.  I too sell homeless people, and the children with kidney problems don't get as much as they used to.
I am sorry to hear that the men and women are having stroke.  I had this problem for a while, now I keep them separately.

I would like to help you.  I don't have any cash, but I can have a fund raising day.  I could invite my followers to my church and ask them donate to your cause.  I might need your help to prepare it.  I will do most of the work, but I might need some small help from you.

What do you think?

I look forward to working with you elder Chris.

Yours lovingly,

Father Shaved Chewbacca



From: "chris ndag" <goodhome@mail8.com>  
To: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
Subject: Good day tou you
Date: Tue, 06 Apr 2004 21:44:21 GMT

Dear Pastor,
          Thanks so muCH MUCH FOR YOUR HEARTFELYT CONCERN OF THE PREDICAMENTS OF God's people.I thank God that they are vessels k\like you which are still preaching and preservins souls for christ 'through humanitarian and charity outrach.
     You are very good a man and presence of our lord Jesus shall always be with you.I must be honest with you the name of your church,it is my first time to hear that name,is it always dancing onto thy lord please i will like to know more about your church and in which country is located,please enlighning me on ............i need your assistance.i will be happy to assist to see that my pleople are alright,ecpectoing to hear from you soon.

                               From elder chris