From: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Good day tou you
To: "chris ndag" <goodhome@mail8.com>
Dear Elder Chris,
It is good to hear from you again. I have started to speak to my congregation about helping you and the people are ready.
I will start by explaining to you about my church. I am in Australia, which is near Tasmania. I have attached a picture of me in full battle dress. We are a splinter faction of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Very much the same except replace the Latter Day Saints with Modern Robotic Dancers. Maybe one day you could come to visit us? We could give you a spit roast.
I plan to have a fair in the next few weeks. I will invite the entire town! We will have apple rides and donkey bobbing and all the usual stuff. But we make most of our money through crack and prostitution.
All the money we raise from this fair will go to you. We have had a good year and don't need any more money right now so I don't mind to share it.
The help I need from you is to tell me about your church so I can tell my people about you. Can you please send a photo of you? My people will want to see who they are helping.
May the force be with you.
Father Chewbacca.
To: trevorandthat@yahoo.com
Subject: HOW ARE YOU
Date: Thu, 08 Apr 2004 14:19:47 GMT
Dear Pastor; I must be honest you are wonderful,i have told my members about your financial support and they are call praying together for you and your followers.I will like to introduce your church in my country.I have beautiful girls,young able men and women and old ones.I am well known overhere as a man of God and the important time is that i take care of my people single handedly so whatever i say is what they will do.I can hide under the guide of the lord and be doing all that you want me do,nobody can suspect,since it is going to pay everybody. I sent my pic and one of my needy ones who needs urgent treatment,he has cancer of the mouth and so many others which are there helpless.Please we need urgent assist from your church to enable us do something fast,please i need your urgent financial support,i that is which you have promised and i believe you are a man of his word,i will then preach to them that the money used is from your church so that it will be more easier to add the name of your church to mine.I intend to write it as Church of GOD ministry{the patrotic dancers and choosen ones}but you have to enlight me now and tell me some books that i need.Please try and do something fast,always remember a giver never lack,i will be waiting for vyour financial assisiance. Remain Blessed From,elder chris {.
