To: Trevorandthat@yahoo.com
Subject: GREETINGS FROM JOY.
Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 08:53:25 -0400
Compliment of the day.
I am Miss.JOY IGE the daughter of the late Minister of power and steel
here in Liberia. I have in my possession the sum of six million united
state Dollars{$6,000.000.00} and the top list of my priority is where
to invest this money outside my country "reason best known to me" . I
urgently need your assistance in providing a reliable genuine trade or
company where I can invest the fund and live within. Please I will kindly
welcome your advice too. contact me immediately through my alternate
email at joyige5@yahoo.T hanks. Miss.JOY IGE.
Date: Tue, 8 Jun 2004 23:53:58 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
Subject: GREETINGS FROM JOY.
To: "joy b ige" <joyige@zwallet.com>
Dear From Joy,
I read your email with great interest. My name is Dr. Trevor Andthat. Although I am a doctor of rectal medicine, I am no longer practising. I gave away my very lucrative surgery to move into business, where I am now making far more money than I ever did with my hand up someone's ass!
Although, the business that I have succeeded in is not far from the rectum. I have started a business called Hot Karl P/L. I farm and distribute fertilizer. We currently have three "Shit Farms" on the west coast. Despite the use of heavy bovine diuretics, these farms can not keep up with the demand created by our latest marketing campaign, which I will tell you about as we progress.
I am currently seeking investors to help build the third, fourth and sixth "Shit Farms", as well as two more distribution centres. This would make Hot Karl the biggest fertilizer company in the nation. My projections show that with the proposed expansion, we can increase our market share from 15% to 25% within six months. Then from 25% to 45% over the next twelve months.
It is a conservative estimate to say that I can provide a minimum 30% return within the first twelve months. I'm sure this would be acceptable to any investor.
I will await your response, although I'm certain it will be a positive one!
Kind Regards,
Dr. Trevor Andthat
I didn't really think anyone would be stupid enough to buy this crap, but Joy took the bait.
