From: "grey benson" <greychamber2003@yahoo.com>
Subject: ATTACHED COPIES OF RELEVANT DOCUMENTS
To: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
Dear Dr. Trevor Andthat,
Attached is the Power of Attorney and the Certificate of Deposit which you will forward to the bank. I was in the bank this morning to give them your correct name and in my presence the correction was made on the deposit certificate a copy i have sent to you.
Meanwhile, i want to use this chance to register my displeasure about the way you addressed me and some uncomplimentary statements you made about me. I am a seasoned and respected lawyer and must be addressed with some measure of respect. I am not happy about your statement that i should " learn to spell" and i feel very strongly about this, you know quite well that anybody can make mistake no matter your position or level of intelligence. Anyway, i am not taking the statement seriously what is uppermost on my mind right now is that this funds is confirmed in your account in the shortest possible and so you should give your full co-operation to the bank so that we can achieve meaningful result.
Yours truly,
BARRISTER GREY BENSON
Looks like I've struck a nerve.
From: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: CORRECTED COPY OF DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE (ATTACHED)
To: "Accounts Department Diamond Bank" <accountdepartment@diamondbanknig.com>
Dear Dumbo,
I am just getting the money together now. Please tell what dollars to use. Also, how will I transfer this money to you? Is the post safe?
When my business partner came into the bank, did he seem upset? He wrote me an unpleasant email and I am unsure of how to make him happy. Please do me a favour and send him some flowers, and maybe some chocolates. I'm sure you won't mind doing this for me, considering the size of the account I hold with you. I will be forever in your debt if you do this for me.
Thank again,
Dr Andthat
