| My Nigerian Friends |
| More to come... |
| Here is some of the email correspondence I have had with some of my compatriots back home in Nigeria. Obviously I'm not the first person to toy with these simple fools. If you want to see it done well, go to 419eater.com, but here are my attempts. To make it easier to read, my friends writings will be in blue and my responses will be in black. Any bullshit comments I've decided to add after woods will be in red. |
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| I wasted a lot of this pricks time, and him mine. I'm not sure who really won in the end. |
| This one has everything. Love, stolen Iraqi gold and now with audio! |
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| This is my favourite one so far. It took this dumb shit about two months to figure out I was fucking with him/her. |
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| This one might be my new favourite. It has murder, intrigue and poetry. |
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| This one is a little different. All she wanted was money to buy a mobile, but I wanted to make it interesting for her. |
| I tried to help Nouel reclaim his fathers fortune, but things took a bit of a "Queer Eye" turn and I helped him come out the closet. |
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| Maxwell is the hottest thing in sports today, and Hot Karl are going to help him make it to the big time! |
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| Here's a couple of quick ones. They went sour pretty quickly but still have some funny results. |
| Apparently Elen's lawyer had heard of me before. |
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| Hot Karl tried to donate some money to an orphanage but there was a communication problem. |
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