From: "Shaved chewbacca" <shaved_chewbacca@yahoo.com>
Subject: Vigalante Trust Security Company
To: info_sec_com@yahoo.co.uk
Dear Mr Ken Moses,
My name is Shaved Chewbacca, that's right, the movie star. I wish to contact you about my late business partner, Mr Basil Musa.
Me and Basil used to head up a gay motorcycle club. He was the head of our Sierra-Leone chapter, and me the Australian chapter. Since his unfortunate passing in the annual parade, I have been banging his daughter. The time has now come for me to get my hands on his family jewels. I seek your assistance with this matter.
We have a consignment with you under the code UT/2000/0814MA. Please let me know what I need to do to retrieve this trunk.
Yours,
Shaved Chewbacca
I would've put more on this page but the next email is so fucking long it wouldn't fit on this page.
