From : 

amaka ub <amas_ub@yahoo.fr>

Sent : 

Tuesday, 6 July 2004 10:11:55 AM

To : 

amas_ub@yahoo.fr

Subject : 

Help The Orphanage

 

Attn:
 
Please don't be offended for sending to you this
Email. We got your address through our internet surf
for goodwill endeavour to the less privileged.We are
the facilitators of POLYCLINIQUE FOUNDATIONS AND
CHARITY.We are highly soliciting for your moral and
financial support to enable us take good care of these
motherless Babies and Disable ones in our camp.
 
 
We know you will be supprise to read this message from
us, but do not be angry with these helpless children
rather if you do not have money to offer to them
please pray fervently for the survival of these little
children because they have no other person rather this
volatile world and the people thereof.Your financial
support(no matter how little)will go a long way to
ameliorate the sufferings of these helpless children
and the less privileged in our midst.We have received
help from some good people of the world(both Moral and
Financial:while some donated religious items and
educational materials,others sent us money).Amongst
them are the followings:-
 
 
(1) Mr. Thompson Rick's from U.S.A donated the sum of
USD1,000
 
(2) Mr. Steve Miller(from U.S.A donated the sum of
USD3000 with a 100 Bibles package via (FedEx)
 
 
(3) Mrs.Catherine Brand (from Australia donated sum of
USD250)
 
(4) Evangelist Peter Mbeki(USD1,500-from South Africa)
 
 
(5) Chief Michael .O. Adeniji(from Nigeria donated the
sum of USD800)
 
(6) Ahemd Jundi(from Saudi Arabia gave us USD4,000
with some writing materials via FedEx)
 
 
(7)Eric Jacquet(from France donated USDI,500).
 
(Mr.Jonhung Xuc.Ceo Xudecolamp(from China donated
USD1,800)
 
Already we have sent a letter of appreciation to their
different Embassies and Consulates here in TOGO with
their addresses and phone number to enable their
Diplomatic missions know and keep record of their kind
gestures.
 
Therefore plea that it will touch your heart to help
these little and handicapped children.It is acclaimed
philosohpy that GOD giveth and only HE also
taketh,hence we can do away these down-trodden and
neither shall we fold our hands and watch them
languish in PAIN and HUNGER.
 
You can send your Financial/Kind support through 
solicitors:Western Union MoneyTransfer,and materials
via
FEDERALEXPRESS(FedEx)courier,
 
Finally our duty is to go around African Countries and
pick up the helpless children dumped on the streets by
a maybe prostitute mother,accident WAR and/or other
vices by their parents.This is the activity scope of
the POLYCLINIQUE FOUNDATIONS & CHARITY."BLESSED IS THE
HAND THAT GIVETH THAN THE ONE THAT TAKET"
MAY GOD BE WITH YOU.
 
Send your reply to :
polycliniquefoundation@africamail.com
 
yours faithfully
 
mrs Amaka ubaka.
 
On behalf of Policlinique Foundation And Charity.
 

 

Date:

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 06:59:40 +0100 (BST)

From:

"Hot Karl Distribution" <hotkarldistribution@yahoo.co.uk>  

Subject:

re:Help The Orphanage

To:

polycliniquefoundation@africamail.com

CC:

amas_ub@yahoo.fr

Dear Mrs Amaka Ubaka,

Please allow me to introduce myself.  My name is Scabby Meatflaps.  I am the Receptionist here at Hot Karl Distribution.

We are a very lucrative fertilizer distributor in Australia.  Each year we set aside a large some of money to donate to charities, both local and overseas.  After the recent end of financial year we have calculated that we need to donate a total of $1.5 million this year, to keep our profits low enough to remain in our current tax bracket.

As you can imagine, we have a lot of worthy charities who would like to be one of the select few to be chosen.  The ones that we select, and how much we give them, is dependant on the relevance and worthiness of the particular charity.

Our Director and Owner is Trevor Andthat, perhaps you have heard of him?  He is a former TV/movie star here in Australia.  Because of his profile with the company and the media, he likes to choose the charities personally.  He also likes to visit the charity and present the money in a ceremony.  We feel this way we get the most value from our donation. 

We also require some help from the chosen charity.  We request that you supply us with some specific photographs of members of the charity, and those helped by the charity.   We use these photos in our newsletter, and display them around the office.  This helps us maintain our reputation as a charitable community company, which is invaluable to our sales. 

Firstly, will we be able to present the money as desired if we are to choose your charity?

Secondly, will you be able to supply some photographs for our use?

Please respond ASAP.  We prefer to have all of donations completed no later than August each year, so we don't have much time left.  If you are able to conform with our requests, I will put you in touch with Mr. Andthat directly.  He will handle everything from there. 

I look forward to your response, 

Regards,

Scabby Meatflaps

Personal Assistant to

Trevor Andthat

Hot Karl Distribution

 

 

From:

"Emodi Charles" <polycliniquefoundation@africamail.com>  

To:

"Hot Karl Distribution" <hotkarldistribution@yahoo.co.uk>

Date:

Thu, 22 Jul 2004 10:10:50 -0500

Subject:

re:Help The Orphanage

 

Dear Scabby Meatflap,

Thanks you for reply to us and we understood you very well but the problem is  ,our country don't has money to help us. if  so that, we should been writing to you people and we ourself also did not has any money to spend in scaning a picture to you but if really that you set aside a large some of money to donate to charities, both local and overseas.  After the recent end of financial year we have calculated that we need to donate a total of $1.5 million this year, to keep our profits low enough to remain in our current tax bracket.it is very good in the side of the lord jesus christ.so rigthnow,we need your help not to asking us to prove to you but we are assure you that once you send any thing to us it remian to God to reward to you.we don't have any prove it 's word of God we are doing.even $100 to $1000 is appricateble.

Thanks for now we are looking forward to hear form you.

Your best wishes

The Director

mark agbovi

 

Date:

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 03:58:58 +0100 (BST)

From:

"Hot Karl Distribution" <hotkarldistribution@yahoo.co.uk>  

Subject:

re:Help The Orphanage

To:

"Emodi Charles" <polycliniquefoundation@africamail.com>

Dear Mark Agbovi,

Thank you for your reply, although it was a little baffling.

There is something you need to understand about a company like us. A donation, whether it be $100 or $10,000 dollars, is a business transaction.  We don't give away the money to be nice, we give it away to reduce profits and to make us appear nice.

I have no doubt that you need the money.  You're obviously a total moron.  But unless we can get some kind of return for our investment, it's not worth our while.

Unless you can comply with our requests, I don't think we can help you.

Your only are other option is take the matter directly to Trevor Andthat. I will give you his email address trevorandthat@yahoo.com 

I should warn you, he's a very strange man.  When you write to him, please be sure to check your grammar and spelling.  He used to be a teacher and he gets very irate when you send him emails with poor spelling our grammatical errors.  You have been warned.

Regards, 

Scabby Meatflaps

Personal Assistant to

Trevor Andthat

Hot Karl Distribution

 

From:

"Emodi Charles" <polycliniquefoundation@africamail.com>  

To:

trevorandthat@yahoo.com

Date:

Sat, 24 Jul 2004 06:08:51 -0500

Subject:

re:Help The Orphanage Hot Karl Distribution

Attn:
 
Please don't be offended for sending to you this
Email. We got your address through your office directry Scabby Meatflap for goodwill endeavour to the less privileged.We are the facilitators of POLYCLINIQUE FOUNDATIONS AND CHARITY.We are highly soliciting for your moral and financial support to enable us take good care of these motherless Babies and Disable ones in our camp.

 
We know you will be supprise to read this message from us, but do not be angry with these helpless children rather if you do not have money to offer to them please pray fervently for the survival of these little
children because they have no other person rather this volatile world and the people thereof.Your financial
support(no matter how little)will go a long way to ameliorate the sufferings of these helpless children
and the less privileged in our midst.We have received help from some good people of the world(both Moral and
Financial:while some donated religious items and educational materials,others sent us money).Amongst
them are the followings:-

 
(1) Mr. Thompson Rick's from U.S.A donated the sum of
USD1,000

(2) Mr. Steve Miller(from U.S.A donated the sum of
USD3000 with a 100 Bibles package via (FedEx)

 
(3) Mrs.Catherine Brand (from Australia donated sum of
USD250)

(4) Evangelist Peter Mbeki(USD1,500-from South Africa)

 
(5) Chief Michael .O. Adeniji(from Nigeria donated the
sum of USD800)

(6) Ahemd Jundi(from Saudi Arabia gave us USD4,000
with some writing materials via FedEx)

 
(7)Eric Jacquet(from France donated USDI,500).
 
(Mr.Jonhung Xuc.Ceo Xudecolamp(from China donated
USD1,800)
 
Already we have sent a letter of appreciation to their different Embassies and Consulates here in TOGO with
their addresses and phone number to enable their Diplomatic missions know and keep record of their kind
gestures.
 
Therefore plea that it will touch your heart to help these little and handicapped children.It is acclaimed
philosohpy that GOD giveth and only HE also taketh,hence we can do away these down-trodden and
neither shall we fold our hands and watch them languish in PAIN and HUNGER.
 
You can send your Financial/Kind support through  solicitors:Western Union

MoneyTransfer,and materials via
FEDERALEXPRESS(FedEx)courier, Finally our duty is to go around African Countries and
pick up the helpless children dumped on the streets by a maybe prostitute mother,accident WAR and/or other
vices by their parents.This is the activity scope of the POLYCLINIQUE FOUNDATIONS & CHARITY."BLESSED IS THE HAND THAT GIVETH THAN THE ONE THAT TAKET"
MAY GOD BE WITH YOU.
 
Send your reply to : polycliniquefoundation@africamail.com

yours faithfully

mark agbovi

On behalf of Policlinique Foundation And Charity.

Date:

Mon, 26 Jul 2004 21:06:26 -0700 (PDT)

From:

"Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>  

Subject:

re:Help The Orphanage Hot Karl Distribution

To:

"Emodi Charles" <polycliniquefoundation@africamail.com>

Dear Mr. Agbovi,

Oh my God.  When I read your email I felt dizzy.  I have a rare condition called Grammaphobia. You may not have heard of it.  I have fear of poor grammar and spelling. 

Before I was movie star,  I was a teacher in Cuba during the political uprising.  One day my school was stormed by Cuban soldiers, looking for hiden Iraqi rebels who they suspected had directions to Lara Croft's mansion and the location of the Arc of the Convenant.  They killed my entire class infront of me.  I only survived because I managed to single handedly break the necks of their entire squad.  Although I escaped with my life, I could never teach again.

That's when I started acting.  After many block buster films and a successful TV sitcom I wrote and starred in called "Everybody Loves Trevor Andthat", I quit show business to become a reclusive fertilizer baron.  That pretty much brings us up to date. 

So what I am saying is, I would like to help you.  I have a soft spot for orphanages.  But I can't read your email to understand it fully.  Mrs. Meatflaps has been kind enough to translate some of it for me. But she doesn't have time to read me the whole thing, so can you please re-submit me your proposal?  Please run a spell check and make sure you keep your capslock off at all times.  This will make it far easier for me to read.

I can't wait to hear back from you.  I have told you all about myself,  please give me some background about yourself. 

Regards,

Trevor Andthat_____________________________________________________________ 

Director

Hot Karl Distribution

From:

"Emodi Charles" <polycliniquefoundation@africamail.com> 

To:

"Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>

Date:

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 09:24:07 -0500

Subject:

re:Help The Orphanage Hot Karl Distribution

DEAR SIR,

THANKS YOU FOR YOUR GOOD REPLY TO US.I AM THE ASSITANCE DIRECTOR OF POLYCLINIQUEFOUNDATION MOTHERLESS BABY HOME LOME TOGO.AND WHILE THE NAME IN THE MAIL BOX IS THE NAME OF THE DIRCTOR HIMSELF WE USE TO OPEN THE BOX.

THEN,WE ARE ASKING FOR HELP BECAUSE WE INCHARGE OF THE LITTLE CHILDREN THAT DONT HAS MOTHER AND FATHER.

IN OUR COUTRY WE DONT HAS A SUPPORTER TO HELP UE THAT WHILE WE ARE SEEKING FOR HELP.
MAY YOU KINDLY HELP US.

GOD WILL ALMAIGTH WILL REWARD YOU .THANK

MARK AGBOVI

Date:

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 19:36:51 -0700 (PDT)

From:

"Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>  

Subject:

re:Help The Orphanage Hot Karl Distribution

To:

"Emodi Charles" <polycliniquefoundation@africamail.com>

Dear Mr. Charles,

I tried to read your email, but struggled.  Please re-type it, but turn off the capslock.

As I told you previously, I can't read capital letters.

Thank you,

Trevor Andthat