(But they may parenthetically give one insight as to the sort of life-forms running about this cabal.)
There are perfectly good and valid reasons why one must prefer to drink PBR over any other beer, unfortunately none of them make any sense to tea leaves.
-St. Kallista, KNS and KST
“I am under the strange opinion that strange opinions are worth investigation.”
“You are under the false impression that false impressions are strange opinions.”
“Both of you are hopelessly trapped in the twisted delusion that deceives you into thinking, strangely yet falsely, that you make sense.”
That Damned Book:
>>>>Has anyone ever seen that book with all the squiggly line writing in it? It has weird artwork about naked people from the 30's. Somebody said it was an esoteric text which explains the mathematical formulae for illuminization and that it explains events such as Siddhartha Gautama's enlightenment in easy to understand math if only one can get past the fact that the text is written in ancient hittite or something like that. Do you believe that?
-St. Random Rambles
>>>>To answer your question, St. RR, I have, in fact, read thirty or forty texts similar to one you describe. Can you be more specific?
-St. Panthea, Archdeaconess of the Church of Too Many
>>>>is that the HOO-KEE POO-KEE text? If it is, than you're wrong about the language, St. RR. It is not ancient hittite, but in fact very bad handwriting in modern Tibetan. And it's not mathematical formulae for illumination but a complex prana energy map with instructions on how to achieve cosmic orgasms without sex. If there is math anywhere in the text, I'd sure like to see it.
-St. Nimbro
>>>>Good Lady! You guys are at it again? And do I have to explain that it's unwise to write out HOO-KEE POO-KEE again? I don't believe any of you. And BTW, stop going around saying I started anything! The PMC/M and sometimes S was you people's idea, especially St. Hugh.
-St. White Mouse
>>>>I really don't feel like getting in to this anymore.
-St. Hugh, K.S.C., Veteran Insomniac & Resident Episkopos
>>>>The HOO-KEE POO-KEE text! That's what you're reading. Shit! That's nothing but a lot of badly written pseudo-Tibetan scrawls written by an overactive always tripping hippy who decided to become a Lama. As for the orgasms; you all already know how to do that, right?
-St. Panthea, Archdeaconess...and all that jazz.
>>>>Enough about the boring assed HKPK text already! It's just another name for the Eristic Eruditions stuff that St. Hugh was writing. You've been the victims of a very meticulous joke.
-St. Kallista of the Melons
>>>>I don't believe a word you say, St. K.
-St. Anonymous
>>>>I said I'm not getting in to this anymore. So stop trying to pin stuff on me.
-St. Hugh, K.S.C., Veteran Insomniac & Ignifactus of Mungday
Note: According to a most ancient and obscure tantric text found in the left cave of Milarepa exactly three thousand feet above a pinkish cloud floating over the city of Lhasa at sunrise each year on January 3rd, "There are FnoRds in your nipples."
-Lama Lingbat of Tsampa
That Damned Thing:
>>>>Have any of you wondered about that damned thing that’s been eating away at the tips of all our socks?
-St. Anonymous, Patron of People who like to wear masks
>>>>Confucius say, "Trim your claws, monkey freak!"
-Rabbi Shi Hui Gan, Church of Chinese Buddhist Rabbinical Students for Jesus.
>>>>Confucius did NOT say that.
-St. Kallista of the Melons
>>>>The Master did indeed say that. It’s in an obscure text entitled "Eruditions While Indulging in a Peculiar West Asian Plant". The Chinese discovered the thing that eats away the tips of our socks thousands of years ago.
-Rabbi Shi Hui Gan, Church of Chinese Buddhist Rabbinical Students for Jesus.
>>>>Are you sure you have the correct translation of that text? In my copy, it says "Soften your talons, chicken freak!" And I can’t imagine he was referring to sock-holes either.
-St. Panthea, Archdeaconess of the Church of Too Many
>>>>Who among you can really understand that peculiar mix of biblical Hebrew and ancient Chinese that the text is written in anyway?
-Rabbi Shi Hui Gan, Church of C.B.R.S.J.
>>>>You are so FULL of it. Everyone knows that Confucius didn’t write in Hebrew, Greek, or Chinese for that matter. He was a Roman orator who lived in Mediolanum.
-St. Random Rambles
>>>>To set the record straight, once and for all: Confucius did spend some time in Mediolanum, but that was long before the Roman Empire. And while he did write many things in ancient Chinese, the Hebrew that Rabbi Shi Hui Gan claims to be mixed into the fictional text would have been added by Jesuit missionaries at a much later date in order to confuse the Chinese.
-St. Panthea, Archdeaconess of the CTM
>>>>Confucius did NOT say anything about trimming claws. And he was NEVER in Europe at anytime. He was actually a Sumatran orangutan sent by the Javanese to confuse the Chinese, of course. But I’m not going to get into the specifics of the matter.
-St. Hugh, KSC, Ignifactus of Tequilaria