Hellfire and Damnation
The end is nigh. The sun will be turned to darkness, and the moon to blood at the great and terrible day of the Fnord. Your sons and daughters shall prophesy, your old men shall scream dreams, and your young men shall see all kinds of shit. Alas, the day! For near is the day of the Fnord, and it comes as a ruin.
Whoa unto thee, thou generation of wipers. Forever cleaning up the messes of others. Why must ye toil so? Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment? Stand up for yourself, poindexter. For many are called, but few are choice grade A unpasteurized neophiles . Speak now or forever hold thy piece.
Consent, for the kingdom of CNN is at hand. Bring forth the blind people that have eyes, and the deaf that have ears. For if the blind lead the blind, those who can see will have a good laugh. The sheep know their master, but straight is the way and soon is the day when every knee shall bow and every tongue digress unto more important matters.
We are the voice of one crying out for desert, "Prepare the way of the Fnord, make straight for the Aftermath." We seek nothing less than the Global Discombobulation of the Masses. The destruction of the purityranical zeitgeist of the age of bureaucracy. Where everything not forbidden is compulsory and everything not compulsory is forbidden.
For bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies, and the machine is reeling out of control. You want to help bring it down? Just do exactly what they tell you to do. Imposition of order equals escalation of disorder, and we are gumming up the works of our lords. So quit horsing around and pony up to the bar.
"Effective immediately, all employees, loyal citizens, and true believers will stand on their heads and whistle a jaunty tune." signed "The MGT"
The obedient will receive eternal salivation. Responding to the quick pat on the head before being told to jump through the next hoop. For the children of the kingdom will be driven into the outer darkness where there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth (the children are kinda spoiled).
Ask not what hypocrisy can do for you. Ask what you can do for debauchery. Let he who is without sin be pointed to and laughed at. Are you ready for the Rupture? We played the flute for you and you did not dance. But Eris is indicated by Her works.
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