....against Kabbalah Lite ™ !!!!!!
Papal Decree by Pope Throatwobbler Mangrove xvii
Madonna & her red string wearing cronies, spouting their useless kabbalah-lite™ must be neutralized.
They teach that mankind is physically & spiritually blocked on all sides......no it fucking isn't.
To counter this cultish nonsense, a new (dis)order has been formed...sort of...
The Semi Secret Order of Kabbalistic Navigators
Tenets: If there's an obstacle. Go around it, dumbass.
Members must wear red string on their left arm and green on their right. Symbolic of their navigation through bullshit.
Members will contemplate & analyze pointlessly, the holy 3 lettered divine name - G.P.S.
It is the duty of all navigators to inform the red string wearers that your green string has the power to negate their anti-evil eye powers.....and then glare at them menacingly.
"Putting the tree of life back on track."
So mote it be!
-Pope T.Mangrove xvii
Because Other Peoples Spirituality Is Our Concern Society backs you in this endeaver.
BOPSIOCS- For a nosey tomorrow.
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KALLISTI!