As a Way to Combat Stupidity
Such as Nihilism, The Fear, or Other Such Things

Are you looking for some meaning in your life but are too skeptical to accept the tantalizing possibilities?

Never fear, we of the Purple Monkey Mafia have decided to unleash upon you some suggestions to expose you to the truth that you yourself give your life meaning. Without necessarily costing you a cent. The world is what you could promise yourself once you get off the endless treadmill of nihilistic exhaustiveness with which you have mistaken for realism.

FOR AN UNLIMITED ETERNITY ONLY
Our Chaoist Assassin Squad of Justified Ancient Agents are standing by to blow your minds clear open and sweep out those nasty booggers that clog up your pineal gland. Simply contact us and they will be on their way. Otherwise read some of the essays and/or try some of the occult techniques and exercises we have indexed below. Hail Eris!

If you have any information, articles or writing you wish to contribute, send it in. (See our contact page for submission details.) Articles pro or con regarding magic and its effects will be accepted. Results of experiments and other such items will also be accepted. Please don't send us anything about why you feel you are the greatest nth degree mage or any of that foul-air. Remember this is an Erisian site after all.

With some updates and modifications, this was the index page as it stood before the great immolation of February 2007. We will update and add to it as time goes on. We are lazy though.

Now, for those of you who prefer to disbelieve magic or have issues with it, you know you should just move along and find something else to do. You have better things to do anyway.

Illuminate Your Opposition!
Annihilate Your Nihilism!