Irreverend Hugh's Rants: Volume Two


Foreword:

This was where there was a big intro written by Irreverend Hugh. No more of that. We have decided to give you a proper introduction to the lunatic's second volume of rants.

After the great discordian wars and the mess, this Mafia also imploded. (Yeah, you're crying a damn river. We know.) We almost went the way of the 8-track walkman and the summer of love. But we have come back. Leaner and stronger.

Anyway, in the fracas of early 2007, which may have been the final breath of that damned discordian jihad, this website was gutted. Irreverend Hugh also took away all of his rants. It was a collective and stupid decision on our part to agree, since some of those have been lost forever.

Forget about all of that. We found the second volume of the rants here, and since they really are Purple Monkey Mafia kopylefted writings, we see fit to post them. We went to get permission from the Irreverend and he just said "yeah okay." Needless to say, we have left them they way they were made by Irreverend Hugh. Some editing is needed horribly, but who has the time for that? Not us, say we. So you get what we got. This isn't Burger King.

AGAIN, they are kopyleft. Read that again. And again. (In case any of you (and you know who you are) wonder about our right to post them here.)

Enjoy.

-The Purple Monkey Mafia (7.feb.2009)
Volume Two Index

Does Anyone Remember? (Is this Rant number 91?)
Know Chaos (Rant 92)
Rant 93: Do What Thou Wilt
Rant 94: Non Serviam
Rant 95: Kallisti
Rant 96: Idiot-jerks in Our Movement
Rant 97: Predilections
Rant 98: Some Definitions and Some Chaoism
Rant 99: The Tantric Riot Act
Rant 100: Chaoism
Rant 101: Eristica
Rant 102: Inconspicuous Joys
Rant 103: Bastard Children
Rant 104: Deep Fried Onion Dzogchen
Rant 105: Zombie Fried Rice
Rant 106: Believers
Rant 107: A Basket
Rant 108: Neophobia
Rant 109: Pinealopathy
Rant 110: Three-Headed Mind Pollution
Rant 111: It's Not Going to Stop
Rant 112: Cookies, Pie, and Tequila
Rant 113: Intelligent Design
Rant 114: Choronzon
Rant 115: Certain Abysses of Hallucinations
Rant 116: Delusion Management
Rant 117: Immanentize the Eschaton
Rant 118: Atypia
Rant 119: Twilight State
Rant 120: Tunnels and Bridges
Rant 121: Damned Things
Rant 122: Christian Biblical Values; Opening Shot
Rant 123: WTF?
Rant 124: The Flip Flop Game
Rant 125: Monolithotripsy
Rant 126: Teratomata
Rant 127: Discordianism
(Not Really another) Rant 128: New Orleans; Some blurbs
Rant 129: Fuck Iraq!
Rant 130: Nihilism
Rant 131: Discordoxy
Rant 132: Distractions
Rant 133: Metaphors;
Rant 134: The Amazing Thing About Faith
Rant 135: Discordianism Myth
Rant 136: Erisianism/Discordianism
Rant 137: Sowing Seeds: Part 2
Rant 138: The Republic Flushed Down the Toilet
Rant 139
Rant 140: Causes
Rant 141: Fascists Are Everywhere
Rant 142: How to Stop a Conga Line
Rant 143: Black Heart
Rant 144: Having No Beliefs...
Rant 145: Addictions
Rant 146: The Big Lie
Rant 147: Changing The World
Rant 148: Why We Do This
Rant 149: Can You Do That?
Rant 150: Pineal Gland Debridement
Rant 151: Dazzling Torpor
Rant 152: The Self Habit
Rant 153: Freedom?
Rant 154: The Pretty Noose
Rant 155: Great Religions?
Rant 156: Neopagan Meander
Rant 157: Something Smells Over Here
Note: Rant 158 is currently at large.

The "To Hell With This Crap! Let's Go Bowling!" Series

To hell with this crap! Let's go bowling!
All Right, You Silly Gits!
Quit Being Such Suckers!
Live and Let's Dance!
A Few Bad Monkeys Don't Stop the Show! (Otherwise known as Rant 163)


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