WHAT THELEMITES SAY:                       WHAT THEY MEAN:

  1. Do what thou wilt.                      1. Fine,  don't  do  it my way...but
                                                it'll be wrong.
  2. I disagree, but "As brothers fight"     2. I'm  planning your "greater
                                                feast" for sometime next week.
  3. Take your fill and will of love as      3. Wanna fuck?
     ye will.
  4. It's beyond your grade.                 4. I don't know.
  5. Meditate on it.                         5. I really don't know.
  6. It's a blind.                           6. No one knows.
  7. It's revealed wisdom.                   7. He made it up.
  8. Their rituals are too "Old Aeon."       8. There's   not   enough   sex  and
                                                violence.
  9. In terms of physical phenomena,         9. My cat exploded.
     the ritual was a success.
  10.That lecture was very informative.      10.How many oaths did you break with
                                                this one?
  11.Our ritual should be quite              11.It's a combined Horus invocation
     powerful.                                  /Choronzon evocation with a
                                                little Cthulu thrown in for
                                                extra punch.
  12.His new rituals are very true to        12.He changed two words in Liber
     Crowley's vision.                          Pyramidos
  13.Taking this initiation will             13.Your husband will leave, you'll
     accelerate your progress                   lose your job, a meteor will
     on the path.                               strike your car and your dog
                                                will die.
  14.That's an interesting                   14.Crowley is spinning in his
     interpretation.                            grave fast enough to
                                                generate electricity.
  15.Their camp is very independent.         15.They're planning the overthrow
                                                of the Grand Master and they've
                                                become born-again Christians.
  16.That's how Crowley originally           16.I don't have a good reason, but
     intended it.                               I like it that way.
  17.Their temple has a lot of magical       17.They haven't banished since
     energy.                                    1967.
  18.The party was fun.....you know, the     18.There were 3 major philosophical
     usual.                                     schisms, 2 magical duels to the
                                                death, an impromptu X-rated
                                                Gnostic Mass, and the usual orgy
                                                to follow.
  19.He brings a strong sense of             19.He's Crowley's incarnation and
     conviction to his commentaries on          he wants royalties.
     Crowley's works.
  20.Yes, "Liber Call Me AL" is very         20.Tell us who wrote it so we can
     witty.                                     kill him.
  21.Your "Law Under the Law" column has     21.The FBI just called, and we
     some interesting political                 turned you in.
     implications.